We begin at a basic white woman's house in a closed neighborhood where kids can go outside without the worry of being sold to drug dealers for their organs. *camera zooms into single window in the 350 windows in the house* Here we have a single fake blonde which is a very common species in our world since every white mom who marries a white man always dyes there female offspring's hair blonde. Since having a not blonde, young daughter is a sin in the eyes of this very closed neighbor. Probably because they read the bible till their eyes bled out so the only hair color their eyes can process is bright white blonde. (just like the pages of a bible before 500 years of worshiping.)
And for that reason the Gwen is very much brain dead. so much so that she fantasies about get swooped up, bridal style by a fucking yellow puppet. All that bleach and foil started to leak into her brain cells and attack to claim their territory. (Not that she had that many to begin with)
Today happened to be a Sunday so the entire closed neighborhood got their fat white privileged ass to a building to worship trees like some cult. They all gathered together and held hands while chanting their "holy verses". Truly was a sight to see a little cult gather together for some random pages in a book that some white man probably wrote in the year 300. After they got home from the thing they call "praising the holy lord" the little fake blonde went back to her natural habitat, the bathroom.
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A day in a life of a wild species...A Yurii
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