The netherworld, a place that demons call home and reside in.
The top most ring is Pride, in here is where the souls of mortals called Sinners dwell.
Our tale begins in this building, where the group known as SIMP, their office being on the 6th floor.
Verosika : Argh! I thought this idea of mine would work wonders for my career, but no I guess most of these damn sinners are too fuckin cheap!
Fizzaroli : Now, now, Miss Verosika, if u keep that angry face you'll ruin that nice complexion of yours.
Striker : Plus your being a mite too loud if ya ask me.
Verosika then turns towards the two imps, fury still lingering in her eyes.
Verosika : Now listen here! If we don't have clients then you do know what'll happen to your playchecks, right?!
Striker : Yeah, yeah, we know, but we can't exactly expect someone ta jus come ta our front doors, an not find your offer as jus a anotha scam ta steal der money.
Verosika's rage soon evaporates, and she then slumps down on her desk.
Verosika : (sigh) But we tried everything I could think of, billboards, advertisements, we even did a free live performance! Dammit!
Striker : Ma'am da billboard was a picture of you an our office logo, most of the calls Vortex recieved thought dat ya were jus sum floozy givin out free handjobs.
Striker : Secondly da Advert was jus, again, you talkin in a hot tub about our office, but failed to mentioned that we kill humans and not other demons.
Fizzaroli : Oh! oh! me next! And lastly the "live performance" you put on display was just you miss, in the middle of the road, blocking traffic!
Striker : Fact is dat Fizz an I were da ones tryin to actually inform an spread da word about de office.
The banter was cut short, as someone opened the front door.
It was a sinner and they seemed unsure.
Sinner : Is this the SIMP office?
And just like that their eyes quickly widened as they heard those words pass by their lips.
Striker : Well I'll be a devil's unc-(mouth gets covered)
Verosika : YES! I mean yeah that's our office, why do you need something?
Verosika looked at the Sinner with hope of hearing those magic words.
Sinner : Well I have a request...
Verosika : Yes? Go on...
Sinner : I need someone killed.
Elated to hear those words, she then tried to put on a professional air.
Verosika : (Ahem) Well before any of that, how much money are you giving us? We need cash up front before we do a hit.
Sinner : If its money you want I can give you at least 10,000, is it enough?
Verosika : Wow! you must want this guy like super fuckin dead then!
The sinner's eyes lit up.
Sinner : So you'll do it?!
Verosika : Yeah, yeah just tell us who you want us to murder and we'll be on our way!
Sinner : Well its bit complicated, do want to hear all of it?
Striker : (finally gets his mouth uncovered)Jus ta highlighted version, if you'd be so kind.
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HelluvaBoss Reversed AU
FanfictionThese are episodes I wrote for a friend of mine, so expect sloppy writing. Its a Reversed AU of HelluvaBoss where Verosika, Fizzaroli, Striker, Vortex, and Stella switched with the main cast. There are other changes but you'll have to find them your...
