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The Cake Is A Lie =)

Partypooper: Partygoer. =(

Partygoer: Yes, blue face? =)

Partypooper: Okay, like- Why do you turn humans into cake. =(

Partygoer: Damn, I thought you were going to ask about how atoms form into molecules but your question is still close to that I guess. =)

Partygoer: But what do you expect us to do, establish a farm containing every single ingredient to make a cake? =)

Partypooper: I mean, yeah-? =(

Partypooper: Don't get me wrong on this but, I havent found any documented proof that you're able to eat- So clearly you don't need humans to let you have sustenance- =(

Partypooper: But, it is documented clearly that you can easily no-clip through level because of your intelligence and abilities. =(

Partypooper: So you could just go to a level with the ingredients to make a cake. Heck, there's the snackrooms and the lonesome supermarket for this kind of stuff- =(

Partygoer: Isn't the 'Lonesome Supermarket' an entity-infested level?
=)

Partypooper: YOU'RE A HOSTILE ENTITY, PARTYGOER. YOU CAN JUST GET SOME FOOD THERE WITHOUT GETTING HURT. =(

Partygoer: What if there's a wanderer- =)

Partypooper: While I do protect wanderers, I know their and your capabilities. You can easily prevail them unfortunately if they are not armed with weapons fit to kill you.
=(

Partygoer: What if they ARE armed with weapons fit to kill me? =)

Partypooper: WELL JUST AVOID CONTACT WITH ANYONE- OR JUST DONT PROVOKE THE WANDERER AT ALL- =[

Partygoer: But I thought you said I'm hostile??? =)

Partypooper: I am going to end you right now- =)

Partygoer: Wait, so if you're gonna end me, you're gonna turn hostile! =)

Partypooper: That's not how it works- =]

Partygoer: And if I make cake out of regular ingredients, I'll turn passive... =)

Partypooper: I mean, you are correct. =(

Partygoer: But it would ruin everything for me AND my fun... =)

Partypooper: Partygoer. =(

Partygoer: But if I kill you and turn you into cake, I wouldn't be hostile, because I didnt harm a wanderer, I harmed an entity. =)

Partypooper: Do you even know what the term hostile is- =(

Partygoer: Look at this introvert acting like a smart- =)

Partypooper: Ay, ay, we dont do cussing in here. =(

Partypooper: And if you're intelligent, why you actin' like a 5 year old who couldn't get their mom's credit card or sum? =(

Partygoer: Why you dressin like an emo who smokes weed??? =)

Partypooper: -GASP-

Partypooper: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY ATTIRE. =(

Partygoer: Dam, first time or you just realized how ugly you look? =)

Partypooper: OH YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, BUD- =(

Partygoer: Well, well, now who's the 5 year old who couldn't get their mom's credit card or sum? =)

Partypooper: YOU TAKE THAT BACK. =(

Partygoer: Only if you start acting like a man! =)

Partypooper: I AM A MAN! =(

Partygoer: But you sound like a toddler so I ain't convinced. =)

Partypooper: -Is literally so angry right now-

Partygoer: Haha, take a fat L, sad man- =)

-Partygoer gets hit with a crowbar-

Partygoer: Me-Ow. =)

Partypooper: Stop being cringe mate, you're not helpin yourself. =(

Partygoer: Stop using british terms, I can't comprehend everything you say, y'know- =)

Partypooper: Then try to comprehend then. =(

Partygoer: no