Its BACKROOMS CONTENT!
You can either find here some wholesome, crapposts, angst or nonsensical pages written on this book- 😯
You can maybe find trailers or just simple extras to add in the empty space here.
Sadly, I dont have motivation to write...
(In the frontrooms of Missouri, there lived a sad and a happy man who were in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, until...<dramatic entry pause>)
Partypooper: Who left the fridge infront of the door-? =(
Partygoer: Yeah, who did? It's like it just randomly appeared out of nowhere =)
Partypooper: Bro, just get the fridge out of the door, I have to go outside and buy groceries =(
Partygoer: And if I dont? =)
Partypooper: Well, we're both trapped here. And since you're annoying then those weird flesh-eating gangsters outside banging on our window, it's best to assume you should just get the fridge off the door so I can go 50 meters apart from your presence. =(
Partygoer: Wow, who pissed on your cereal today?? =)
Partypooper: Probably the person whose corpse is decaying in the other side of the room. Because that man's feces and urine be spreading out the house faster than how your father disappeared out into the backrooms leaving you without a father figure. =( No wonder your status bein' very low, because no offense, partygoer, but my life may just be a joke to you but it's not as funny as your crayon drawn, spray painted, burnt pancake, ravioli and risotto face. You are DOWNRIGHT UGLY, that when your mother saw you, she said "What an amazing treasure!", and your father be burying your body outside the backyard while your mother be cooking jalapeños for breakfast and not even noticing what your paps be doin'. And that's a fact.
Partygoer: Howtomakeanintrovertsmart.com
Partygoer: We're just talking about fridges and you decide to come along with the roasts? Like bro. I don't even have parents, that ain't a fact, also ngl that was cringe
Partypooper: Who asked?
Partygoer: The thousands of partygoers up in Promised Land paradise. Like wow, regrettable life choices based on morality can be a bit hard can it blue face? Or can it not? =)
Partypooper: dayum dawg 💀
Partygoer: Oh yes I just did. And if you weren't also a threat to me, I would've simply erased you from existance. =)
Partypooper: dawg bro chill 💀
Zombie: AUghHHgHGhh- *Zombie noises*
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Partypooper: Uh? =(
Partygoer: Bro what? =)
Partygoer: Nah, nah. They might just be cosplayers trying to recruit us into those cosplaying extravaganzas or something- =)
