Illusion (Larry Stylinson)

Chapter 1

Harry

"Haz! Faster we're gonna be late dammit!" I groaned. I am definitely not a morning person, but Louis was.

"Hmph... I'M COMING!" I yelled. Today is the day that I'm gonna get my haircut after 1537463930464 years. I know, it's long as fuck now. Well I can't be late cuz I have a schedule. I went through my closet and found a white shirt and ripped black skinny jeans. Eh... that'll do.

"Harry, are you seriously ready cuz- HOLY FUCK! COVER IT!! COVER IT!!!" Oh. I forgot that I was naked.

"Lou, calm down. It's just my mini me saying 'good morning lou!'. It's not like you haven't seen it before, love." I winked.

"Even though Harry! Gosh, sometimes I wonder why I even liked you in the first place! You're so fucking arrogant." He blushed while coming closer to me and pecking me on the lips.

Did I mention that we were together? Yeah, we are.

"You don't like me, you love me!" I protested. He wrapped his arms around my waist and nuzzled his face in my neck. How I wish we could stay like this forever.

"Yeah, I love you." He said. The butterflies in my stomach exploded. I loved when Louis was like this. All cool and calm and not giving a damn what other people say. We stayed like this for a few minutes until he spoke up.

"Haz?"

"Hmm?"

"I don't mean to ruin the moment but..... please put on some boxers. I find it really distracting that you're not wearing any. Plus, your hard on is on my leg." I laughed.

"Sure babe. Now, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" I slapped his bum and pushed him out lightly, him chuckling when I closed the door.

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"So, what are we doing today?" I asked Louis as we got into the car. I tried buckling my seatbelt but it doesn't bulge. Every. Fucking. Time. Louis chuckled and buckled it in for me. I pecked him on the cheek as a sign of my gratitude.

"We-" he said while turning on the ignition. "-are going to the Barber's to get your hair trimmed. After that we're going to get the groceries. Then we're going to eat lunch. And lastly, we need to pick up Lil Wayne from the vet cuz' the doctor said that he's feeling well again, yay!" Louis cheered as he read his reminders. By the way, Lil Wayne is our cat. I don't know why we call him that but he seemed like an awesome cat plus he likes the name. Weird, I know. But we love him to death.

"Alrighty then babe, let's go!" I chuckled as he stepped on the gas.

I turned the radio on to listen to some tunes. Suddenly, "booty" by J.Lo came on. Oh no.... I need to change it befo-

"DON'T. EVEN. THINK. ABOUT. CHANGING. IT. HAROLD." Louis glared at me. I looked like a deer caught in headlights. Fuck, the whole world is screwed.

"HAVE YOU SEEN HER, ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" Louis belted out while dancing like a mad man.

"Shit. Lou, stop! You're driving for God's sake!!" I panicked. Crap, this is gonna be bad.

"SHUT UP CURLY. THIS IS MY JAM WOO!" He continued dancing like a moron and tried twerking on his seat. He failed miserably. He started pointing towards me while singing Iggy's part.

"THEY BEGGING ME TO DROP DOWN ON IT BUT RIGHT NOW IGGY ON THE TOP-" He pointed to the ceiling of the car, then he ran his index finger on my cheek. Gosh, he is so adorable! I started laughing at him. He grinned and continued. "THE LAST TIME THE WORLD SEEN A BOOTY THIS GOOD, IT WAS ON JENNY FROM THE BLOCK." He patted his bum on the side. I was laughing hysterically by now. He continued dancing like a maniac.

"Mesmerized by the size of your-" He winked. I only laughed harder at his crazy antics! "You can fight it if you like, take your time."

"Oh baby, you know I won't fight it! I'll even give it to you. If you want I can fuck you right here right n-"

"HAROLD! Watch your mouth!" He fake gasped and started laughing. I grabbed his hand and kissed it.

"I love you so much." I told him.

"I love you too babe." he replied with a smile. I leaned back on my seat still holding his hand. If only the world accepted us. I wish they could see how happy we were. But no, they can't have two of their biggest pop stars being gay. Management said that it was too much. Now that the fans were suspecting something, we have to be extra careful or else they'll rip us apart.

Oh life.

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"Harry! I see that you've come to your senses. Sit down and get comfy!" Mario greeted me. He's been dying to cut my hair because every time I come in here with Louis, I always end up running away. Louis sat next to me because surprisingly, the shop wasn't full.

"Louis told me that you were really excited! Isn't that great Harry?" He started pinching my cheeks while doing his baby voice. I chuckled.

Mario Vazquez was Louis' barber. He's Mexican but somehow he ended up here in London with his wife and three kids. He was a very nice man! Louis just loved having his haircut here.

"Mario, please don't prolong my agony." I sighed. "Just..... just cut it already please." I begged. I held on tightly to Louis hands and he gave me a "you can do this" smile. I smiled back nervously.

"Alrighty!" Mario started cutting my hair layer by layer. Oh this is so hard. I squeezed Louis' hand. I didn't realize that I was squeezing so hard until I heard him squeal. I opened my eyes to a red-faced Louis. He noticed that I stopped squeezing it and he smiled at me.

"All done!" Mario said. I looked at my hair and pouted. It was back to it's normal length, but I kinda missed it so it's okay. The boys would be ecstatic. They've been begging me to cut my hair ever since it grew long.

"Thanks, Mario!" Louis and I said. He walked over to the counter with Mario and brought out his wallet to pay for the haircut. I noticed the Louis was wearing his super tight jeans today. Mhhmm his bum looked bigger. I walked over to where he was and squeezed it.

"Mmmph!" He yelped. "Harry, stop squeezing my bum you pervert!" He scolded. Mario started laughing.

"Sorry, babe. I couldn't resist. It's looking extra fine today." I winked. Louis started blushing and Mario started laughing again. He was one of the few people who knew about Louis and I's relationship. He gladly kept it a secret for us which I am truly grateful for.

"Alright love birds! You better start heading out! You're burning day light!" Mario said. We started laughing, said our goodbye's. Heading off to our next destination. The grocery store.

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