"As Razor crawled down the street on all four to the local supermarket to buy some dog food as his lunch, he saw a small girl dressed in pink and purple run by with a bag of mora in her arms.
Obviously, Razor forgets within the first two seconds with his memory of a dog.
"Razor was on a mission" He had to get his lunch.
crawling into the store, people stared at him like he was a dog poop on the ground.
Razor crawled from aisle to aisle smelling for the dog food.
Razor found it in aisle 12 along with guns and bullets.
Just as Razor had grabbed the dog food in his mouth the purple girl, Dori had arrived to steal and illegally sell the guns and bullets from the store.
She began to grab and stuff all of it into a black duffle bag.
Just then a tall woman wearing blue runs at the purple girl and stabs her with a knife, the purple one collapses and the blue woman looked up at Razor before running at him and stabbing him too.
The blue woman then escaped out the back door" Albedo says to the police officer, as he had been watching from inside the fridge holding milk, eating spiders.
"Do you know who the woman was?" the police officer inquired
"Yes," Albedo said.
"And...?"
"Her name is Justin"
"JUSTIN who"
"Just in time for deez nuts," Albedo said pulling a pair of sunglasses out of know where and walking away with dramatic music playing in the background.
