She Lied

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Author's Note: Peony lied to Remus about him being her first time.

James asks, "So what happened with her Remus?" Remus says, "She said it was her first time." Peter asks, "Oh yeah?" Sirius says, "I think she might have lied." Remus asks, "What do you mean?" I walk in and say, "Dudes, Peony Parkinson hooks up with every guy that is willing to have sex with her."  I sit down on my boyfriend's, Peter's, lap and James says, "Wow."  Sirius smirks and says, "You know it's true when Holly says it." Remus sighs and I say, "Don't feel bad, Remus." 

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