Today's weekend and Kenneth will be here to discussed about our project. So, I already called a pizza guy and he'll be here in a few minutes then Kenneth will arrive and directly we'll start babbling about the materials and other chu chus....
Ding dong!
I hop out of the bar stool in my kitchen and ran to the door. I opened the door only to reveal five boxes of pizza, carried by the buff pizza guy. I grab the pizza out of his grasp and gave him the bill, but only to grimaced when he didn't let go of my hand.
"Umm... I didnt pay you to hold my hand dude." I spat at him and gave him a dry look.
"Your gorgeous, what's your name?" He flirt. I felt veins in my forehead throb and my left eye twitch. This guys getting on my nerves.
"Who the fuck are you?"
My sudden rage was cut off when Kenneth showed right on us, leaning on my door frame and giving the pizza guy-who has the same size as him- a dry look. The pizza guys smile falter and glare at Kenneth which seems he's angry because he was interrupted.
"And who the fuck are you? I'm a pizza guy... can't you see with your own damn eyes?" The pizza guy spat which made me hold my loud laughter that I'm sure I'm going to burst out later. Common sense dude. You are a pizza guy so do your work, no flirting with your costumers.
"Yeah... you are a pizza guy. So fuck off and do your delivery. You didn't came here to flirt dude. Now shooo!" Kenneth gestured and that made the pizza guy froze with wide eyes.
Kenneth entered my house and immediately shut the door right in front of the pizza guy, who is oggling now on the door.
"You know, you don't have to rub salt on the wound. It burns." I said while chuckling, recalling how he rub the truth right on that guy who just had the guts to flirt with me.
"Hahah! Seriously dude. I told you to hit the gym sometimes and grow some muscles. With your built, you would be mistaken as gay." He spat right on my face while chuckling.
"Hahahah!!! Funny Ken." I replied sarcastically and neared him. He gave me a confused look and I grin evilly.
Whack!
"Ouch!?"
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After discussing for mainly four hours, we had decided on our project. Now, were heading on some random mall to shop for the needed materials to build our project and by the looks of the direction were traveling, I think I can picture where is this fucking Ferrari of his, is heading.
He parked his car across the mall that I loath to make an appearance due to the scene I caused a few weeks ago. I felt someone knock on the window and it was Kenneth gesturing me to hop out of the car. I got out of his car with a scowl on my face while crossing my arms in a tight grip.
"We should've crashed other malls." I deadpanned at him.
"What? Is something wrong shopping in the city's best mall?" He asked while gesturing to the massive building ahead of us, oggling like a thirsty dog on a leash.
"Just ... grrr!!! Whatever!?" I grab Kenneth by his arms and drag him all the way inside the mall only to stop a few feet before the guards who're are checking every mall goers.
Ok, just act like nothing happened Erwan. Nothing happened.
Haaaaaaaahhhhhh..............
In the end, I bought some sunglasses and a cap from some random boutique nearby and wore them instead of revealing myself directly there. Its like, walking on your own death bed.
"So what's with the getup dude? Its not even summer to wore sunglasses." Kenneth questioned, raising his eyebrows in amusement.
"Don't mind my fashion! Just... let's just get this thing over with. Shall we?" I suggested. He just shrugged and continued to walk.
When we reach the entrance, the lady guard started patting Kenneth's body for any weapons and inappropriate things to bring, and that had me sweating in nervousness. When the lady guard was done with Kenneth, I was next, and I can already hear my rapid heartbeat echoing through my head like a drum. Cold sweat started to broke loose in on me...
"You look familiar... kindly removed your sunglasses sir." She requested and that had me flinch on my spot. I couldn't move a muscle as I continued to sweat bullets right on my standing ground. When she noticed I wasn't cooperating, she begun to reach her hand to removed my galsses, and I only had the urge to watch her, as her hands went nearer...
Nearer...
Nearer...
"Ms. Sorry about my friend. He got sore eyes just yesterday that's why he had to wore them." Kenneth made an excuse. I just nodded along with him and I think we just convince her.
"Okay... go on, sorry sir." She apologized and I just gave her a small smile in return.
When we got to the school supplies section, Kenneth grab a cart so that we can start on grabbing our needed materials.
"Hey, thanks for saving my ass out there man." I voiced out to him, while he was busy looking around for the material that is listed on the paper, while I just tend to push the cart next to him.
"Not a prob. Man. Seriously? Just what did you do to get that lady guard suspicious of you?" Now, he stared at me, eyes narrowing of suspicion.
I breath out and sigh at the same time. "Its a long story, I'll just tell you later." I said as I pushed the cart. He also resumed on picking our needed materials for our project.
After how many hours of jumping to other hardware and school supplies section, we finally had all the things we needed. And here we are, as Kenneth's a pig, we decided to eat at a nice pizza house inside the mall.
Here I am sitting on our table, fumbling on my phone since WiFi is available, my pig friend ordered our pizza on the counter. I scrolled on my screen, reading some recent post from my friends on fb, when suddenly my friend request icon, popped red.
"Oooh, one friend request." I smiled and click the icon. I read the name and it was not someone I really know. "Zero?" What a weird name, but decided I would accept him.
I went back on scrolling on my news feed, and laugh when I saw a picture of one of my classmates puking on a toilet. It was when Kenneth hosted a party this photo was taken. And there was over 257 comments, so I decided to read it and started laughing when I read his mom's comment. I started typing too, when all of a sudden, my messenger popped out, and it was from "Zero?"
"I won't let you off this time." Zero messaged to me.
"Excuse me? Wrong sent?" I typed back at him, wondering if he just mistaken me for someone he know.
"No." He typed back.
"Sorry... but I don't really know you." I tap the sent button and look up when Kenneth flop down on the chair in front of me with our pizza.
"Hoooh! That took long but I'm sure ready to eat." He joyously exclaimed making me laugh. He opened the pizza box and took pictures for awhile to post it on his FB. And soon we started munching, when suddenly my phone vibrated in the table making me stop midway from biting my pizza. I looked at the new message from Zero and frown.
"Look at your left." Huh?
I immediately look at my left and without seconds, my pizza dive out of my hands together with my blood and I was pale as a chalk. He gave me a wicked smirk and an amuse expression in his eyes which made me quiver in fear. Uh oh, I think I just got myself in trouble.
So, help me God.
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