David jumps a Karen

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Xander and David's POV:

Xander and David were still looking for a table even though it's been hours but they were still determined to find a table. They were walking until they stumbled upon a bunch of empty table box's.

"Damn" David said. "There's no tables in any of the box's" David sighed and turned to around to see if there were tables in the area. Until David Actually spotted one.

"XANDER LOOK!" David said running to one of the tables before a Karen pushed David out of the way. "Watch it! I Found this table first and it's mine!" The Karen said before David just stood there in shock.

"Excuse me miss sorry to be rude but we both have been in this IKEA for hours and we haven't seen a single table here so I think you should let us have it!" David said trying to be as calm as possible.

"Listen I don't care about your life and this table belongs to me! If you want it you can talk to my attorney in court! The Karen said before grabbing to table and was about to leave before David said something to Xander.

"Xander hold my hairclips..." Is what David said before he ripped off his bow tie and literally jumped the Karen and started punching her to the ground.

" Is what David said before he ripped off his bow tie and literally jumped the Karen and started punching her to the ground

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"DIE BITCH" David said literally still punching her. "WHOOOO GO DAVID!" Xander said. Then the Karen was knocked out and David redid his Bow tie and put his hairclips back in.

"Aw man!" Xander said. "What?" David said turning to Xander. "This isn't the type of table I want it won't match in the kitchen!" Xander said before turning to see David slowly starting to snap again. "So you're telling me that this isn't the type of table you wanted and I knocked out that lady FOR NOTHING!" David said.

"Um sorry..." Xander said sadly

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