Insert Hero: Deadpool (BNHA X Female Deadpool Reader)

Chapter 4

You heard the sound of knocking on the front door, making you curious on who could it be.

"Al, were we expecting somebody?" you asked the lady beside you.

"Not at all, hun. But whoever it is, I'm prepared. Just tell me when to shoot." Al replied as she pulled out a handgun and unknowingly aimed it in your direction.

You blinked in surprise as you moved her hand and aimed towards the doorway incase the mysterious guest comes in. Standing up from the couch and hiding your pistol in your back pocket, you made your way to the door. The person outside kept on knocking on the door, making you slightly annoyed at their persistence.

"I'm coming already!...sheesh." you called out as you held onto the doorknob, your other hand behind your back where your pistol is.

Opening the door, you looked up to come face to face with the hobo Jesus you encountered last night.

"Holy shit it's hot hobo Jesus!"" you yelled in surprise as you stared at the raven haired male who was looking at you with a raised brow. You were wearing your mask but instead of your mercenary outfit, you wore a giant shirt that says 'Bitch, I'm fabulous.', blue shorts, and a pair of pink fluffy bunny slippers.

"Why are you here and how did you find me? I'm pretty sure you're not even here to sell any girl scout cookies too." you asked accusingly, hiding half of your body behind the door.

"Allow me to explain that!" a cheerful voice exclaimed, you glanced back at the hobo to see something shuffling inside his scarf. A white creature popped out of the man's scarf, making you look at it in surprise. Whatever this bear-rat thing is, he better have a good explanation.

"Allow me to introduce myself first, I am Nezu, the principal of U.A. and I am here to personally invite Ms. (Y/N) (L/N), to become a student at U.A! No need to do the entrance exam since your mercenary work was already proof itself of your skills!" Nezu said.

"Hang on a minute. First of all, how do you know my name? I'm pretty sure I never left any clues behind." you stated, Aizawa pulled out a ziplock bag where a handcuff and your severed hand was inside.

"Oh.. shit." you muttered out as you clenched your currently infant hand in a fist.

"That still doesn't explain how you managed to find me." you added.

Nezu glanced towards Aizawa as the said male pulled out a gps tracker and showed it to you.

"I put a tracker on you." Aizawa stated as you stared at the red dot in the center of the gps screen.

"Double shit.... since when and how did you put a tracker?!" you exclaimed, frantically searching for the said tracker to see if it's still on you.

"Fuck.. am I going to jail?" you asked.

"Like I said, I am inviting you to be a student at U.A. I was also able to convince the police that you will be put under the surveillance of heroes in the school. You're still a minor, there is still a future for you to be able to correct the things you've done." Nezu answered.

'Correct the things I've done..? So killing drug dealers and getting revenge on Francis is a bad thing..? As much as I want to decline, it would result in me going to jail. Fuck.. I'll just bullshit things.' you thought to yourself as you looked between Aizawa and Nezu.

"I'll become a student. As long as I don't go to jail but I still want to continue my mercenary work. I have some unfinished business that I need to do." you stated, crossing your arms over your chest. You gave yourself a mental pat on the back for wearing your mask. If it was off, they would have seen you being a nervous wreck with all the sweat rolling down your face.

"Alright, I'll try to come up with a solution for that once we finish your registration." Nezu replied with a smile.

"Aizawa will come by again tomorrow morning to bring you to U.A. to fill up your registration form and give you your uniform. I'll see you tomorrow Ms. (L/N)!" Nezu added happily as he began to make his way off.

"Haha okay then. It was nice meeting you, sir." you responded politely, not wanting to be awkward and keep the conversation long.

"I'll pick you up at 8 am tomorrow. Make yourself look presentable and don't even think about running." Aizawa informed you, making you laugh.

"Alright, I'll try my best to not run. If this is how you're asking me to go on a date with you then I'm a hundred percent saying yes. Who wouldn't want a hot hobo daddy?" you exclaimed with a suggestive look. Aizawa couldn't see it clearly but with your body actions, he could only roll his eyes and walk away from the house.

You watched as the two were a good distance away from your house before closing door and letting out a sigh of relief. Pulling your mask off your face, you wiped the sweat forming on your forehead.

'That was too intense. But at least I won't be going to jail. I guess it's better to go to school than living in a cell. Al would be here all alone without me too.' you thought to yourself as you suddenly gasped in shock when another scenario hit you.

"I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT PIZZA IN A CELL!" you cried out as you gripped on your mask.

"Shit! I can't even write or spell properly! U.A. is like a school for the smart and powerful people! It's fucking better than the X-Mansion because it doesn't get destroyed a lot!" you exclaimed as you walked back to the living room where Al is and went to sit on another couch.

You let out a small groan when you felt a headache begin to wash over you. Rubbing your temples, you laid down on the couch and took a deep breath.

"Too much thinking. I'll worry about it later." you muttered to yourself as you got in a comfortable position and began to doze off. Blissfully ignoring Al sitting across from you, unaware that she heard the entire conversation that happened.