New Calamity At Your Service

Chapter °1°

ALL OF THIS CONTINUES AFTER THE ORIGINAL ENDING

Tian Guan Ci Fu is written by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu
this story - my dumbass

--------------------------------------------------------------

It was an average day for Lan Qianqiu. He finished all of his affairs for the day and went to heaven. Even though he wanted to kill the wrong call mom he couldn't do so because of Guzi. So, what he could do is just keep the jar with particles of Qi Rong. When he entered his palace, he expected to hear something like did this start that from Guzi. But it felt uncomfortably quiet. Lan Qianqiu looked around then asked some servants but they were ignorant of Guzi's disappearance. Lan Qianqiu got these servants to watch over Guzi in the first place. But someone can easily get annoyed by his questions about his dad. So they left him alone and now he's gone. Lan Qianqiu connected to the communication area of gods. It seemed everyone was reporting their works as usual. Lan Qianqiu panicked, "everyone! Guzi is gone." The whole area feel silent. He continued, "there is no jar of Qi Rong either. Some gods were baffled with questions. Maybe escaped? kidnapped? Xie Lian was stunned, "Guzi and Qi Rong are gone?"
----------------------
Guzi was looking around in this giant cave. It was dark so not much could be seen but he could since someone's present. There was a man standing in the darkness. Guzi just stared at them then broke the silence, "why did you bring us here? What do you want, gege?"

"Oh", the elders voice could be heard. He walked towards Guzi . His appearance could be seen now. But before Guzi could digest all of it, the person crouched down at Guzi's level. A lot of loose hair fell and the person had an appearance for girl now! The voice was of a girl now too, " funny you ask." She smiled, "first I have a small favour to ask. You may call me jiejie." Guzi was confused and went straight to the point, "Fine jiejie. Why did you get me here?" She ruffled his hair and stood straight, " I want to be a ghost supreme. In order to be one, I must learn the ways of the world. Start from the smallest to biggest. your father was a ghost calamity, no? I have much to learn from him too. If I don't suppress him, how can I be a supreme?" She talked with great interest. Showed she had a lot of determination. She turned to Guzi with slyness in her eyes, " I will reconstruct your father's body. He can be a 'living person' again. No one will find you here. Great deal, isn't it? You get your father finally, and I get the information I need."

She tried to smile at Guzi as genuinely as possible but she still could not hide the excitement in her eyes. Guzi was 13. Naturally, he was more mature than before. If it was in the past, he would have said yes ignorantly. But now he hesitated. This was a deal from a ghost. They wouldn't help without malicious intent. But the offer was tempting. As he was getting older now, he can't live in the heaven forever. The heaven was getting reconstructed. These years so everyone overlooked Guzi . Now it's different. He was bound to be separated from his dad. Plus it's been long since he saw his dad. The heaven officials would never let Qi Rong out. He was pretty desperate. He replied, "what do you want from me? I'm pretty sure you would've just taken him from me is needed. So what?" The girl was stunned then grinned, " oh, not much." She smiled and walked away. The manly voice could be heard again, "you will just have to call me master after this."

----------------------------

Later on some months, the heavens and the ghosts from ghost city were looking for any clues leading to Qi Rong and Guzi. He Xuan was really free at this time. He already had his revenge. But because he had done his revenge that he didn't really need to go out in public. he was spending his time in his place quite nicely. In an afternoon, he was just taking care of his fishes and notice one of them were missing for some time now. Now, he had numerous fishes but he had the count of the ones which usually stay close to him. He looked over black water but he didn't find it. Sigh, the only possible reason other than being kidnapped could be that it just swam to the clean ocean. He Xuan's fishes wouldn't drift of to the clean water unless necessary. He Xuan waited but since there is no sign of it returning and he had no one to order to bring it back like a certain someone, he thought he check it by himself. Honestly speaking, he's one of the three ghost supremes. Other than having beef with having heaven officials on the way, he shouldn't face any problem. So, as a responsible person he is, he started to his destination.

It wouldn't be very hard. If the fish really drifted to clean water, people should see it. And anyone would freak out seeing a bonefish. So, he just had to lookout for any rumours circling around his bonefish. The fish is weren't stupid so they usually shouldn't go near any shore. There's a lot of chances of being seen . But there was this particular beach who had rumours about that they saw a skeleton of a big fish. It sounded very fishy to He Xuan but as a responsible person he is, he thought he would check out. It was night by the time he got there. Perfect. No one would see him and there's less chances of his fish being seen. If his fish is really near the shore or something, maybe he could have just asked who watching to help find it but don't know how much that would help. He walked up to the shore. it was really quite. He walked around a bit and of course there was no fish. Maybe he should look somewhere else. He was going to go before a person showed up behind him. It was a middle aged person. He must be a sailor or something. Good thing He Xuan had decent human clothes. The man looked concerned and asked him, "what are you doing here at night, Boy?" He Xuan just stared and didn't say anything. The man looked around and said, "go home now. Anything you have to do, you can come in the morning with people. Being alone near water isn't ideal. Heck I wouldn't have come here if it wasn't for my boat!" So, there was definitely something wrong with water. He shouldn't finally spoke, "what's wrong with being near water?" The man seemed to be stunned and then said, "Are you not aware of what's going on? There's a skeleton of a big fish swimming around in the water. I think it came for revenge since we fish a lot." Really? His fish is don't cause trouble like that. He Xuan thought then asked, "so where is it seen usually?" The man seemed to recall and said, "Watery areas. The ocean sometimes. People say they see it a lot at the Big Lake. anyways, don't waste your time here. Go home." the man walked off to his boat. He Xuan thought, 'Really? a lake? Not even ashore? What could it be doing there? Makes no sense.' The man's answer concerned He Xuan a bit so he thought of going to this Big Lake. He went around and found this lake. And it was really big. But in reality, This place could be counted in the middle of lands even though it's connected to the sea. What may be the reason for his fish to be here? So close to people? He Xuan doubted but still went near the lakes. he walked until he could see his own reflection in water. he waited and really his fish came out. Both He Xuan and the fish looked at each other in astonishment. Maybe the fish wasn't expecting him either. He Xuan observed his fish for awhile. Seems like the fish lost its way. Lost its way? There's no way this fish could just possibly lose its way. They were much sharper than normal fish is. They stay in black water lair. How could it just lose its way and end up all the way from Blackwater to these place's lake? On top of that, there is a festival going on here so there is way more people than usual. A lot of people saw it. He Xuan on face palmed. But it happened so there is nothing much to do. He should accepted the situation and was ready to go back but there was this distinct smell of food that was bugging him. Most ideal thing would be to get the fish back to black water lair but it wasn't a baby fish. Surely if he got it out of this lake and back on the track to the ocean, it should find its way. Beside the food at the festival's were cheap so why not eat some when he's all the way here? What could go wrong?

Except it did! He Xuan ended up being kidnapped somehow when he went to eat. And who kidnapped him? Wow, it's the vulgar green thing again! Maybe it seemed like an insult to He Xuan that he was kidnapped by this ugly Qi Rong. No doubt he was stronger than that vulgar thing so he thought he would just beat up Qi Rong and take it with him to Hua Cheng. But there was someone else. It was helping Qi Rong. And they weren't weak, on top of that they actually had a brain. They must have given He Xuan something to cause his mind dizzy. he wasn't thinking all straight. But He Xuan's mind was straight enough to remember he should beat Qi Rong then leave and go back to his place. And he did. And the realisation hit him when he was back. His fragments of his memories were scattered. He didn't remember much of what happened when he went to the festival. He remembers from where he was thinking of escaping something and seeing Qi Rong. Maybe if his mind was right, he would remember that a lot of people were looking for Qi Rong and that person. Funny how he didn't even want to get involved in the outside problems and he was the one who saw Qi Rong in his full form after months of Hua Cheng looking for him. Well, guess He Xuan can now inform Hua Cheng and get rid of some of those debts.

=========================================================

Author: Guzi - So, are you a girl or a boy?