SPANKING THE KARDASHIANS

A FIRM HAND

It is a dark night over in calabassa as uncle D is enjoying a family evening with the girls as he is playing poker with Khloe and Rob while Kendal is clinging to her fav uncle when random chatter is going on as kylie sits on his lap while scott is visiting

KHLOE-SO ROB ARE YOU DATING ANYBODY

SCOTT- THATS BEING NOSY

KHLOE- WHAT HE IS AT SCHOOL ALL THE TIME I HARDLY GET TO SEE HIM

ROB- I AM KIND OF IN A DRY SPELL RIGHT NOW

SCOTT- I'LL HOOK HIM UP AT A STRIP CLUB OR A BURLESQUE SHOW

KIM- THATS DISGUSTING

ROB- I WON'T SLEEP WITH ANY OF THEM JUST WANNA GET TO KNOW THEM

D- I WILL PERSONALLY KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES IF THAT HAPPENS

KYLIE/KENDALL-IMITATE THERE UNCLE BOXING

D- NO GIRLS ITS LIKE THIS (HE PUTS THEM IN PROPER STANCE

The next morning Kim is doing a shoot talking her discuss about scott trying to hook her brother up with a stripper when her photographer mentions a friend who was a playmate for playboy so they hook them up 

later that night Drago is getting ready for a pre fight photo shoot as he will meet his friends connor mcgregor, rhonda rousey and brock lesnar as he prepares to fight a british fighter when he gets a call from a friend of his arienne Bailon

He hears chatter in the room where rob mentions a playmate he is dating when Kourtney notices a patch of hair and suggests to wax it which brings up the fact that kourtney still waxes herself so she demonstrates what it feels like and chops him in the throat to the shock of scott and kim

D- NO KOURTNEY YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, THIS IS HOW IT FEELS SMACK! (CHOPS HIM IN THE CHEST 

They soon have him on the table where they torture him when bruce walks by and sees whats going on but can only laugh about it before too long he goes up and changes when he comes down after i help him by lending him one of my shirts

KHLOE- SO WHICH RESTARAUNT WE ARE GOING TO

ROB- YOU ARE NOT GOING

KHLOE- ARE YOU KIDDING WE ARE THE ONES THAT APPROVE OR DENY

KHLOE/KIM/KOURNTEY-OWWWWWWWWWWWWW ( I PULL THERE HAIR AT SAME TIME)

D- LOOK YOU SANDERSON SISTER REJECTS YOU ARE NOT GOING AND IF I AS MUCH HEAR A WHISPER THAT YOU GO THERE I PROMISE YOU WON'T BE SITTING DOWN

I leave for the shoot and enjoy everything when i get a call from rob who tells me that the girls disobeyed me and followed him to the sushi bar 

D-DON'T WORRY ROB JUST COME OVER HERE I GOT SOMEONE FOR YOU TO MEET BUT I WARN YOU MISTREAT HER I WILL TAKE HER FROM YOU

ROB-YES SIR

The next day Khloe and Kourtney are making there way to there dash store when they spot a homeless man on the curb making them concern for there business , they don't know what to do so they talk to kris they start thinking of a conscience

Khloe goes outside and see that he is taken refuge near the dumpster when she decide to take her the house to clean him up by giving him a shower and a shave before deciding to take him to the dentist to get some dental implants in when bruce with  kendall and kylie arrive

bruce sees this like when khloe was little how she used to bring home stray animals but knows her heart is in the right place when khloe asks him to drop him off at a hotel she paid for and she and kourtney will take him to shelter in the morning.