Phil the Pigeon

Chapter 4: Cyber-Phil in the REAL World

ok so I really did not think that anyone would read this story, and not many people have, but I guess people liked it, so I'll write a really short chapter rn because I haven't updated in a while. -Audrey

Phil was alone. It may have taken him a long time to figure that out, but he did. He was so alone. He laid in his room for hours, dreaming of what his life would be like if he wasn't such an asshole. But he was, and that was that. School was not going very well for him; he had straight C's, except for one F. His parents gave up on him; literally. The only time they even talked to him was when the were at the dinner table, and even then they only spoke about how ashamed they were.

He was losing hope. But he still found happiness somewhere. His Lord of the Rings addiction was the only thing that gave him happiness, and his internet friends were the only people he could relate too. His parents warned him of 60 year old pedophiles pretending to be teenagers, but Phil did not care. He was positive that all of his friends were real.

One day, he was talking with "mariomasta420," and the topic of where they lived was brought up.

"Dude! I LIVE IN THAT STATE TOO!" mariomasta420 excitedly typed, in all caps for emphases. Phil was astonished. He never believed that he would be able to meet one of his friends, but he may be able too. He would have actual friendships that weren't solely in text! Phil hurriedly texted back: "We should meet up!" and mariomasta420 agreed. They talked for hours about how they would set it up, and finally decided to meet at a movie theater. The date was set.

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It was the day of the meet up. Phil could never have been more excited. He actually left his room, and got up and rode his bike to the movie theater. Yep, that's right. He got up AND excercised. He was really coming around. He arrived at the movie theater 20 minutes early, so excited to meet mariomasta420, or Ryan, in person. He really really wanted a friend, and might be able to get one!

It was 40 minutes later, and he still could not find mariomasta420. He looked around, until he finally heard a deep voice, "Fanphil?" He turned around, surprised at how low the voice was. He turned around, to see a wrinkly, old pigeon, with a mario t-shirt on. Phil gasped.

"Mariomasta420" grinned an evil grin, and began walking toward Phil, slowly starting, but then beginning to run. Phil lost all of his dignity, and screamed at the top of his lungs. The people passing by looked at him, confused why is was screaming, and continued walking. "Mariomasta420" laughed, and began to run. Phil turned around, and grabbed his bike, and rode as quickly to his house as he possibly could. Mariomasta could not catch up, but Phil was still afraid that he would find him.