- he has never washed his hands after using the bathroom and never will, unless he takes the worst shit ever
- he evesdrops on everything even if it has nothing to do with him
- he sleeps in really weird places
- he has like 2 shirts and 3 pairs of pants
- hes scared of really big dogs
- he tells people that white and black arent colors and they are shades
- the bottom of his socks are literally black
- he likes black and white shows because they are easier to watch
- he listens to one direction
- hes pees the bed when he has nightmares
- he doesnt think before he speaks
- he is the straightest man ever but he thought he was gay for like 10 seconds
- when hes bored he puts his hands on his eyes to see the colorful dots ( this has given him horrible eye problems )
- can never remember to brush his teeth or do his homework
- hes really good at social studies
- wanted to be a ballerina when he was little and wore tutus
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south park preferences/headcannons
Fanficpreferances and headcannons, odviously odviously swearing and kissing and romantic stuff its litterally sp what do you expect 💀. characters: stan marsh kenny mccormick kyle broflovski tweek tweak tolkien black craig tucker butters stotch mike mako...
