I am a dolphin. I swim in circles and eat really good food. I live in water. I breathe air. One day I jumped out of the water and became a human but I was really fat. Like 92 tons. It was fun being fat because I made earthquakes when I jumped. I smushed people without trying so I felt bad. When I felt bad I would just make another earthquake and everything would be better. I became king of the world. (This is the author. Comment and say why the fat guy was king of the world please.).