SATIREE!!,James - hey guys I'm going to the movie theatre!
Finney - nobody asked
James - ok
Griffin - fag
James - what-
Robin - @finney ive been knowing you for long enough
Finney - huh?
Robin - d@mn I need you right now..
Finney - oh
Griffin - WHAT
Robin - you can take your time don't have to rush, this might take us a while yeah.
Billy - FAG ON THE LOOSE!
Robin - I left all the doors unlocked and you said your on your way!
Finney - I did?
Bruce - he's probably waiting for you to say it
Robin - when you get here don't you say a word, got no time to play..
Finney - I'm coming over ig y'all
Billy - no sh!t Sherlock.
Robin - I know you think that you love me.
Finney - I do tho
Robin - but you ain't even seen the dark side.
Vance - Robin stop
Finney - Vance please help..
Robin - it's reserved for you only, so baby do it right. Do me right
Bruce - ..
Robin - we can go all the time.
Finney - nah..
Robin - we can go fast and then rewind.
Vance - Robin I won't tell you again before I come in your room..
Robin - would you put your body on mine.
Griffin - WOAH
Robin - yeah collide, collide
Vance - Finney don't come over it's a trick.
Finney - I'm not it's 3am
Billy - bro ate the 3am potion
Vance - actually he starts to act oddly strange at this time so I wouldn't suggest coming over. He's gonna be better at 4am.
Robin muted Vance
Robin - it could be one of those nights..
Finney - ..
Robin - if we don't turn off the lights..
Finney - no
James - sure
Robin - @james wanna see your body on mine <3
James - really?!
Robin - collide, collide..—
4am
Robin - oh hey guys lol
Robin - why isn't Vance speaking
Griffin - you muted him
Robin unmuted Vance
Vance - that was hard to watch
Billy - yeah Robin what happened?
Robin - idk
Finney - it was scary af
James - Robin can I come over?
Robin - ew no
Finney - Robin can I come over tho?
Robin - sure
Finney is offline
Vance - I got my gear on
Robin - oh shut up Vance it's not that serious if we have s*x or not
Vance - it is
Robin is offline
Vance is offline
James - D@MN IT...
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HumorNames: Vance: pinballs Bruce: isyourarmmint Griffin: backbending Finney: ohmisamusa Robin: mexicanwho Billy: ewgays ------- This book is either satire or not... you tell me.. Robin is my favorite..