COLLIDE LYRIC PRANK! (Satire)

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SATIREE!!,

James - hey guys I'm going to the movie theatre!

Finney - nobody asked

James - ok

Griffin - fag

James - what-

Robin - @finney ive been knowing you for long enough

Finney - huh?

Robin - d@mn I need you right now..

Finney - oh

Griffin - WHAT

Robin - you can take your time don't have to rush, this might take us a while yeah.

Billy - FAG ON THE LOOSE!

Robin - I left all the doors unlocked and you said your on your way!

Finney - I did?

Bruce - he's probably waiting for you to say it

Robin - when you get here don't you say a word, got no time to play..

Finney - I'm coming over ig y'all

Billy - no sh!t Sherlock.

Robin - I know you think that you love me.

Finney - I do tho

Robin - but you ain't even seen the dark side.

Vance - Robin stop

Finney - Vance please help..

Robin - it's reserved for you only, so baby do it right. Do me right

Bruce - ..

Robin - we can go all the time.

Finney - nah..

Robin - we can go fast and then rewind.

Vance - Robin I won't tell you again before I come in your room..

Robin - would you put your body on mine.

Griffin - WOAH

Robin - yeah collide, collide

Vance - Finney don't come over it's a trick.

Finney - I'm not it's 3am

Billy - bro ate the 3am potion

Vance - actually he starts to act oddly strange at this time so I wouldn't suggest coming over. He's gonna be better at 4am.

Robin muted Vance

Robin - it could be one of those nights..

Finney - ..

Robin - if we don't turn off the lights..

Finney - no

James - sure

Robin - @james wanna see your body on mine <3

James - really?!

Robin - collide, collide..—

4am

Robin - oh hey guys lol

Robin - why isn't Vance speaking

Griffin - you muted him

Robin unmuted Vance

Vance - that was hard to watch

Billy - yeah Robin what happened?

Robin - idk

Finney - it was scary af

James - Robin can I come over?

Robin - ew no

Finney - Robin can I come over tho?

Robin - sure

Finney is offline

Vance - I got my gear on

Robin - oh shut up Vance it's not that serious if we have s*x or not

Vance - it is

Robin is offline

Vance is offline

James - D@MN IT...






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