Veronica Ambers is a teenager who had it all- Beautiful, Popular, Head cheerleader, until her mother, Victoria Ambers decided to sign her up for a Reality TV program. Veronica was stoked by this, until she realized it would take place at a crummy su...
There on the boat, weighing 116 pounds, from Toronto, Canada, The Cheerleader...Veronicaaaaa Ambersssssssss!
Okay, that was a bit dramatic, but really. I was holding a pink and glitter-ry suitcase with polaroid photos of me and my friends all over it. I was wearing my signature tight-fitting black dress and black heels with long brunette hair and tons of jewelry. I also had my sunglasses on
-"Hey everyone!!!" I frantically waved, my gold bracelets jingling every movement.
The 9 other contestants before me seemed pretty nice. I gently exited the boat rolling my pink suitcase off the staircase.
"Oh my god..since when did Unicorns and Cameras start vomiting on suitcases?" Heather said, her arms crossed with this snarky look on her face.
-"I don't know, when the fashion police stopped taking people like you into custody." I said, a smirk on my face, walking past her and tossing my suitcase into the pile.
There was immediate tension. Good thing i'm not afraid to throw hands.
When the other people came up, I was mostly searching for my phone and fixing my hair.
But, the fixing hair part paid off! Look how cute I looked in this photo!
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Until the dock broke. And I fell in the water. And my beautiful tight dress became semi-see through. It was a little embarrassing.
Well, when I swam to shore, i took my heel off and it was full of just water, dirt and muck...so....everything happens for a reason?
Courtney: "Is everybody okay?"
Lindsay: "NOOOOOOO!"
Courtney: "WHAT HAPPENED? Are you okay?!"
Lindsay: "My lipstick smeared!"
-"Oh my god...mine did too!"
Me and Lindsay sat there crying our mascara off over some smeared lipstick, and Courtney behind us with a 'I'm mad at you but good thing you're alive' look on her face.
After that, Chris made us go to the main lodge, so we did.
Duncans being creepers, yada yada, then Lindsay says this:
Lindsay: "Can I get the cabin by the lake since i'm the prettiest?"
Did you hear that? Lindsay: "Caan II geet thee caaabiin byy thee laakee siince iii'm thee preettieesstt??"
She thinks she's prettier than me! And then Chris AGREED!
I did not take all these yoga classes for nothing....so i stayed calm. Totally.
So, when Chris went over the teams, he put me on the Screaming Gophers.
I wanted to be on a team with Geoff, but...whatever.
I rolled my suitcase into my cabin until...
-"Uh..there isn't a bed for me..."
"Okay Brittany..Why don't you sleep on the floor?" It was that snake heather again, spitting out her venom.
-"My name is Veronica! And I am NOT sleeping on the floor!" luckily, I have an immunity to snakes. Not really.
"Like you're taking my bunk..." Heather did the thing where she crosses her arms and scrunches up her face again.
I smirked and picked my suitcase up, made sure to bump heather on the head with it, and set it on the top bunk.
Then I walked out and began looking for my phone.
"Hey girl, whatchu lookin for?" Leshawna stood on the balcony.
-"Oh, just my phone..."
"Girl...they took them." Leshawna said, I could tell she was bummed out too.
-"WHAT?!" I immediately shot up. "OH NONONONO.....I am NOT going EIGHT WHOLE WEEKS without my phone!" I stomped around in a circle.
Then...I heard an ear piercing scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
We all stood outside her door. "Man, that white girl can scream." Leshawna said.
"KILL IT! KILL IT!" Lindsay stood on a stool, and there stood a cockroach.
Everyone was jumping on bunks and stuff.I stood in front of the door and took my heel off.. and then Duncan, with an axe in an about-to-swing position came behind me.
I looked back, and I remember my life flashing before my eyes. DJ pulled me out the way quickly and I shivered, sitting on his lap.
And then I realized....I was sitting on his lap.
I didn't want to seem rude, so I smiled and said "Thank you!"
"No problem...Veronica, is it?" he said, scratching his chin.
-"Yeah! Thanks!" I looked up in his eyes, and then scooted next to him instead of on him.
I have to admit, DJ's pretty frickin' cute. I didn't want to move, but my Mom and Dad were probably gonna watch this and I didn't want to seem too provocative already.
Duncan cut the cockroach in half during the midsts of all this.
I'm just glad he didn't cut me in half.
We all got called into Chef's cafeteria.
He made us eat... Moving...Mystery...Meat.... with some Mystery Grits..and some...Expired...Milk...
I didn't eat anything. I just stared at it until Chris walked in.
