(THIS WILL MAKE MORE SENSE IF YOU PICTURE VASH WITHA PLANTUSSY AND NOT A DINGOLING)
Vash was moaning and crying in pain as he clenched his stomach. Wolfwood wanted to see if he was alright. Vash couldn't say anything he was crying and groaning. It was late at night, and the only place to Vash was to the little ER in no mans land.
Wolfwood carried vash into Meryl's car and carfully sat him in. The whole way there, Vash could only cry, whiper, and whine. Wolfwood tried to get him to calm down by stroking his thighs. Nothing was working.
Finally, they got to the ER. Wolfwood checked Vash in.They were transferred to a room with a bed. A nurse came in and started running tests on Vash.
First, the nurse put a needle in vash's arm. Then, she took some of Vash's blood. The nurse stepped out of the room for a good while.
A different doctor came in after about an hour. He looked shocked and confused. The doctor told Vash that he was a special plant doctor. The doctor let out a sigh and stared talking .
"This is a super rare occurrence. You may not like what I'm about to tell you, but... Vash is carrying a humanoid plant baby."
Vash stared balling. Wolfwood was shocked.
The doctor continued. "Don't worry, usually with the plant species, it only takes a few weeks. The process is unpainful right up until the baby is ready to be born."
Vash started screaming and shaking uncontrollably; "I never wanted this to happen."How did this happen. I don't want this thing inside me."
The doctor suggested putting vash under to take the baby out because it was causing him so much pain.
After the doctor left, Wolfwood stood up and gave Vash a kiss. "It's going to be alright, needle noggin."Wolfwood said as he gave Vasha hug. "It's not going to be ok. I'm pregnant, I'm going to give birth, I'm going to have a child." Vash mubled in-between sobs.
Wolfwood tried to comfort Vash in anyway that he could. A nurse came in and started asking questions about Vash. The nurse unhooked Vash's IV. The nurse said that they requested to do C-section on Vash. The nurse handed Vash a hospital gown and told him he needed to put it on.
Vash had to walk down the hallway with the nurse. A few moments pass by and she asked Vash if he was transgender. " No, I'm just apart of the plant species." The nurse then asked how all this happened. Vash said with a straight face; "my boyfriend has the weakest pull out game ever."
Wolfwood had to stay back in the room. The naxt hour, there was doctors and nurses coming in and out of their room, asking questions about Vash. After awhile people stopped coming in and wolfwood fell asleep.
When wolfwood woke up Vash was in his bed. Wolfwood grabbed Vash's had softly kissing it, Wolfwood said that he was so proud of Vash.
Just then to nurses came in. They were congratulating Wolfwood and Vash about their new baby boy.
Wolfwood held their child in his arms. He was the most beautiful baby ever. He had dark skin just like wolfwood, a think layer of blond hair and the most beautiful blue eyes. The nurses left and took the baby with them.
Vash soon woke up. Wolfwood congratulated him about their gorgeous little baby boy. Vash broke down in tears. "I'm not fit to be a dad" "I can't take care of a chi-" Wolfwood cut him off. " I bet once you see him, you'll think differently, why don't we go see him" Vash nodded his head.
They were walking in the hallway holding hands. They came into a big glass wall, on the other side was small little newborn babies. Wolfwood pointed at their baby. " Look, that's him, isn't he so precious." Vash stared to cry. "He's so beautiful. What should we name him?" Wolfwood grabbed Vash's hand. " Mars."
A nurse came by and told them that they were going to bring the baby back to the room. After they got to the room, the nurse let vash hold Mars. All of the crying, pain and suffering was all washed away, Vash was rocking Mars and giggling.
Soon, they were discharged out of the hospital. On their way home Wolfwood told Vash how proud he was of him and now there parents.
As soon as they got home Meryl was so scared that something had happened to them. As soon as she was Mars she fell in love with him. Meryl told Vash and Wolfwood that she would do anything she could to help them.
:] PLANTUSSY
