Technology went illegal... feat. The Pope, Donald Trump and Adele

Technology went illegal

It was the day after they made technology illegal. It was raining heavily. I woke up at 4:50am because I heard a strange noise from the outside. I put on my pants and went to see what was happening. I saw the last thing I expected. There was a spacecraft in my backyard, but this wasn't the worst part. When I went to see who was in the spacecraft I was amazed. There were three people: Adele, the pope and the President Donald Trump. ,, Oh, hi boy '' said Adele. ,, Why are you in my backyard in a spacecraft?'' I replied. They told me they had run out of fuel. I asked them why the three most random people on earth were together in a spacecraft, when it was illegal. They told me they needed my help. I asked them why. Adele replied: ,, Because everybody thinks that the government made the technology illegal, but it wasn't actually the government. It was some women who came from space and washed everyone brains except yours, mine, the pope's and the president's!'' . ,,And why weren't our minds washed up?'' I asked. ,, Ours weren't washed up because we were playing a game and we had put aluminum foil on our head. And I guess this is the thing that protected us. But we don't know why yours wasn't. We have a theory but we aren't sure.'' I was super surprised because my mother always had always told me that I am just an ordinary kid, and now somebody was telling me that I am special. I didn't believe it thought. ,, And how am I supposed to help you?'' I asked them. ,, You are the only person that thinks rationally, you aren't like the others who believe everything said from the News is true. You are the only person on this planet that actually thinks.

,, Okay but how a woman could wash 7 billion minds in less than 24 hours'' I asked them. ,, I was using a metaphor! They weren't actually put in a washing machine like some dirty old clothes. They were washed up by the TV. She made every TV channel say the same thing: From today 15th of October the government decided to announce technology for illegal.'' said Adele. I asked them why would she do that, but they didn't know either. They told me we needed to get out of this planet right now or this mystery woman would try to kill me. ,,Why would she try to kill me ?'' I asked them. ,, You are serious asking me this question, aren't you? Well because you'll tell the others it's all a lie. Everybody would be pissed because they are going to understand they were lied to, and this will cause a war! Now get in the spacecraft'' Adele replied. I got all my important stuff and got up into the spacecraft. We flew for about 2 hours before arriving at some strangely shaped planet. We got of the ship and started walking around the planet until they started whispering to each other. I asked them to stop whispering because it's creepy, but they pretended I didn't say a word. After 2 minutes of whispering the Pope came towards me pulled his face like Jim Carrey in the movie ,, Mask'' , pulled a gun from his pocket and told me ,, There wasn't actually a mystery woman from space'' We were the people who wanted to kill you ''. I gasped! After that Donald Trump told me: ,,I am your father". And that was the last thing I heard, because after that I was looking over them from the sky!

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