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Kazuhas pov
After my master left me for a different woman who is definitely ugly i went on disboard and found a pretty interesting man
i open up discord and see an invite waiting for me in my dms. it was a server invite it looked inviting enough to meee. i clicked the join bstton. when i joined, there were more than 1500 members. immediately when i go in there is someone getting banned, ironic is it not i have perfect timing.
“STOP SENDING YOUR DICK IN GENERAL HOE 😠🤬🖕” a moderator named Chüya typed out in all caps
wow.... At first i was gonna go check it out cause i was pretty interested but decided against because it must've been small.
“If you do not stop sending your throbbing cock, I will ban you man you really doing stuff to me w that. the owner "Bandagekink" spoke up.
the owners name was dazai, and in all honesty, he seemed really hot. and he was the owner too??? UwU wowww! i bet he has so much nitro, i wonder if i shoudl slide in those dms this man might buy me some nitro i guess i should prep myself for my boyfriend 🥺 (well....he doesn't know I'm his boyfriend yet but he'll know eventually yk)
aaaaa!!!! my name is Kazuhaa and" i am new to the server 😍🤞” i typed, trying to be as adorable beautiful babey sexy hot dainty litkle cutie patootie meow mewo ever
Time skip lols
My hands were shaking with felt full of despair as i reminded myself he doesn't know of my love for him.
But then i saw a dm by bandagekink and i light up w joy
Hey baby...🥰😘 i have so much nito…. do you want to be my disoced kitten??? we have to vid chat si i can see ny very hot scrumptious gf !
Was he being serious i get to hsve thst scrumptious delicious absolutely babygirl to myself??? Wowhh god must be loving on me tonight 😍
I replied back "i can hope on call rn if uour up to it 🤭🥴"
wowwwww… he was so daddyyy he had besutydiul brown hair ! i needed him so much… i knew he was hot ! I would die to fet my hands on thst msn !!
"wassup baba girl woah...you lok so hot you wanna edate rn?? "
“YES OF CIYRSE I CAN BE YOUR KITTEN MY LOVE ALSO CAN I HAVE NITRO 🤭😍🥰🥺"
My baby boy my the ligt of me life sends me. Nitro and amd shortly theyre after we broke up caus of that chüya 🤬
Kazuha dies of anger and despair the end
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Kazuha X Dazai 🤭😜‼️
Художественная прозаCrack taken kinda seriously Also this very much so a joke and made purely for entertainment purposes so yeah 🫵😀 The characters kazuha and dazai do not belong to me. Kazuha belongs to Mihoyo & Dazai belongs to Kafka Asagiri.
