MC slammed the front door as he rushed past grim... Who had finally reached the top of the pantry... He'd have to deal with it later, right now he had a FPS game to get to. He sprinted upstairs to his bedroom and nearly kicked down the door. He ran to his PS4 and grabbed his camo controller and turned the console on. The blue light from the controller signaling the power was on. He typed in his 4 diget code then saw the friend request from Idia, with a a Ken Kaniki pfp. "Shit, how'd he get that eye patch ghoul profile picture!? I'll change mine to Levi Ackerman real quick..." He said as a call between the two was started. "H-hi, Yuu..." He heard Idia's voice through his headphones. "First, hi. Second, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET KEN AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!!!??? Give me a sec, I'm changing mine to Levi Ackerman." He said as he scrolled through the settings.
"YOU LIKE ANIME TOO!!!" Idia yelled through the mic. "Duh! Your top five go!" He said as he selected a Levi picture"Nice pic. Uh... Tokyo Ghoul... Duh, Attack on Titan, Death Note, Haikyuu!!, And Black Butler. With My Hero a close 6." He said clearly fidgeting on the other side. "OMG! Same!... Not 3,4, and 5 being gaybating animes tho..." MC said rolling his eyes. "Like the Yaoi, but not quite Yaoi... And the fan made manga... Don't get me started on the MHA fandom... Toxic af... We need a good Yaoi anime like Yurri!! On Ice." He said. "I know right, and that was a good anime too... Still waiting for the wedding." MC said as he loaded the game. "Did you hear that Victor might have some sort of cancer or that they'll kill him off in the next season? Like, can't they have a happy life and adopt Yurio already?" Idia said as he joined the COD game. "Yeah! Like just let them be, and buy all the poodles ever! And get Yurio in anger management therapy!" And with that, MC heard a burst of laughter from Idia.
They played for hours when MC realized it was 4 in the morning. "Shit dude... It's late late... FUCKING BITCH!!! HOW'D HE GET THAT SHOT!!! I WAS BEHIND A FUCKING DOOR!!! I CALL CHEATS!!!" MC yelled. "I TOLD YOU THAT I_GOT_UR_MUM_123 WAS CHEATING!!!" Idia yelled back. "OUR SQUAD'S FUCKING DEAD!!!" MC said as he threw his abused controller at the wall, which was as equally abused. "It won't count as rage quit now right." He said as he calmed his tone while grabbing the controller. "No, since we're fucking dead." Idia's voice came through. "Well then I'm switching to Minecraft." MC said as he switched the discs out. "Wanna join my creative world?" Idia said sounding as equally tired of cheaters. "Yeah... I wanted to build a replica of the walls anyway with the colossal Titian as well, wanna help?" He said as he joined Idia's game. "Yeah, sounds fun." He said as he greeted MC at spawn.
They had only just gathered materials and made a plan when MC heard a crash from downstairs. "Oh my fucking god... I swear, if Grim or the ghosts broke shit... You feel like helping me hide a body?" He said. "Yeah, no... That means leaving my room, have fun with that." Idia said with a chuckle. "If you hear the screams of death, it was Grim... Any other screaming... I'll need backup bro." He said not meaning it. "Already on my way bro." Idia said and MC heard his door close. MC was shocked, but went to check anyways.
"Grim, if you broke anything, I'll have your tail for it!" He said as he stormed downstairs. "I... I-I think some one already beat you to it Housewarden..." Grim said as he walked out of the kitchen. MC stood in shock as he looked at the once raccoon cat beast.
"Oh, no, you still have one." He said bluntly. "You're like a beastman now or something." He said reaching out and petting Grim's ears. Grim was now quite tall, almost as tall as the twins. "You can beat ass now..." MC said as he looked his vice over. "W'd'ya mean 'now'!? I've always been able to beat ass! Especially ace and duce! And you if I wanted to!" He said as he crossed his arms. "Ah, but you haven't." MC said with a smirk. "That's cuz you don't have magic and it'd be no fun if ya can't fight back!" He said leaning over MC.
At that moment the door opened. "If you hurt Yuu, I'll hurt you!" Idia yelled from the entryway. "Shit- forgot he was coming..." He said under his breath. "I'm fine Idia!" MC called. Idia walked into the common room. "Good, cuz I can't do shit IRL. Why's grim a human now?" He said stopping next to the small boy. "Something from the top of the pantry spilled on me so I licked it up..." Grim said as if it was no big deal. "Felt." Idia said. "Grim we talked about this... And Idia, that's- I don't even know what to say to you... You're a grown ass adult..." MC said as he facepalmed.
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"I haven't died yet..." Idia said defensively. "Yeah, you lucky ass bitch." MC replied. "You have had closer incounters with death, Yuu." Grim said as he went back to the kitchen to get some tuna. "Hey, no snacks without my supervision!" MC said following the cat boy.
"And you're explaining this to everyone, including the dick head crow." MC said as he snatched the tuna out of Grim's hands. "Crowley scares me!" Grim said as he reached for the can, but MC threw it to Idia who hid it in his pocket. "Nope, no tuna." He said as Grim pouted. "If I had magic, he would be scared of me. The fucking bitchy ass crow." MC said as he pulled Grim back by his tail. "Yow! My tail's sensitive!" He said with flames jumping from his ears. "You've had enough snacks today Grim." MC said as Grim let out a small sniff.
The three boys got ready for classes and then Idia and MC marched Grim to the headmage.
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