"call me daddy" ashton giggled, you thought he said "call your daddy" so you did. you went to siri "call, daddy".... *ashtons phone buzzes* in his underpants. "oops i meant to call my father", ashton looks up, "bITCH I AM YOUR FATHER" you gasp and pull out your lightsaber ready to battle with your so called "father" but ashton takes it from you and fucks you with it. it cuts your insides. you are deid.
