Smg3: I am going to explain how i escaped the internet graveyard.
Smg3: After Smg4 defeated me i got sent to the internet graveyard.
(Flashback back in the Internet Graveyard)
Smg3: GODDAMMIT im stuck here now.
Random voice: Do you know the way.
Smg3: Oh crap.
Ugandan Knuckles Horde: Its time for you're Pingas flattning.
Smg3: AH SH*T
Smg3 then climbs a tree to get away from the ugandan knuckles.
Smg3: Can't touch me b*tches.
The ugandan knuckles horde then grab a big chungus and destory the tree.
Smg3: SH*************T
Smg3 then falls onto the floor with the tree.
Smg3: Ow my A*s.
Dat boi's: Here come that dat boi, Sh*t wadd up.
Smg3: Ugh- Oh sh*t.
Smg3 then runs as fast as he can finds a tidy pods vending machine.
Smg3: KIDS GOIN DIE TONIGHT.
Smg3 then Actives the Machine and the Uganda Knunkles run away.
Ugandan Knuckles: RUN B*TCH RUN.
Smg3: Fw that was close, Anyways how can I get out of her- HOLY SH*T THAT CAN HELP ME
Smg3 sees a Temple that has a Starbucks.
Smg3: I can get out of here with that.
Smg3 then goes on a long journey to the temple.
Ancient Meme Gods: What do you want?
Smg3: Access to Starbucks.
Ancient Meme Gods: FORBIDDEN unless you explain your reason.
Smg3: Uh i want to get revenge on a red italian and green one and smg4.
Ancient Meme Gods get flashbacks from those words.
Ancient Meme Gods: ALLOWED
Smg3: YES
Smg3 then uses the Free WiFi in the Starbucks and escapes does his things that lead up to this point.
(Flashback back in the internet graveyard Ends now)
Smg3:And thats how i escape-
Meggy was asleep during most of that speech.
Smg3: GODDAMMIT YOU Didn't even listen to the Story.
Meggy: Huh what did you say, what are you going to do to me?
Smg3: You ruined my plan by telling the anti cast all the thing i promised but didnt and they teamed up with your team you dam squid.
Meggy: Now what are you going to do with me?
Smg3: i picked this day to make your future husband SUFFER FOREVER.
Meggy: but ho-
Smg3: SHUT YOUR B*TCH ASS UP
Smg3 thens covers meggys mouth with tape.
Smg3: There you wont interup me anyways, I know mario is going to try to save you and when he gets here i will push button that will open the floor under you that leads to lava were you slowly will fall into lava infront of him and he will suffer FOREVER AHAHAHAHAHA.
Meggy struggles trying to speak.
Meggy: Untie me now.
Smg3: NEVER.
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