teacher x student. (SATIRE)

The end

-Kyle's pov-

"What do you mean I should stop trying so hard?" I yelled in his face.

He looked suprised about the fact that I stood up to a teacher that well .

But he starts laughing?

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Oh hell no. He laughed for so long. Why would he waste our time like that? That was so unnecessary-

Then it happened.

I felt.. something on my throat.. I.. can't.. breathe...

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"  Y/n screamed.

Her scream was filled with.. all kinds of emotions..

I also felt... Alot of .. e- emotions...

But the thing I felt most, was tired... So tired that when I fell asleep .. I would never wake up..

I put my hand on my throat and I witnessed a disgusting sight.

My throat was cut open. All the blood that came gushing out was already on every bystander (mr Teacher and Y/n)

I felt bad but I felt regret at most. If I just never even talked to y/n NO! If I never witnessed Mr Teacher being crazy..

Then everything would be normal.

But nothing is normal! I was prepared to take my final breath, as I fell to the ground I grunted :" Y/n .. you have to survive this! You.. can't be taken by him! I'm... I'm gay and inlove with Tommey!

The last remark was unnecessary but I had to get it off my chest before I died.

-Y/n's pov-

What the hell!?!?! How did this-  It all happened so sudden! I- I have to save him! It's the least I can do... I- I didn't even thank him for anything he has done for me! He comforted me... He saved me... He's a real hero to me.

I kicked Mr Teacher in his ugly musty balls quickly with the goal to steal the knife he used to kill Kyle.

That... Did nothing? Are his balls numb or what! I was shocked and my fears started to grow even bigger than before.

But then I had an idea.

I had to make a sacrifice but..  I was willing to do almost anything for Kyle.

And then I did it . I ran over to Mr Teacher and kissed him. Right on the lips. It was my first kiss ever, definitely not like how I imagined it to be but .. It had to be done!

His eyes lit up and his covered in chalk, dry hands grabbed my hips pulling me even closer to his burning body.

Just when I thought I was close enough I grabbed the knife from his pocket (he put it aside to hold my waist, romantic stuff yk yk)

YES! A success!

I was so happy that I forgot that Mr Teacher could definitely still move!

But now, I had a weapon to defend myself with!

I always had a different and interesting imagination and now this exact imagination will become reality!

I rammed the knife into his mouth and pulled it down. I was lucky that it was a really sharp knife, or else this wouldn't have worked.

But with this method I cut Mr Teachers skin in half, while his bones are visible to all of mankind.

While I was busy celebrating my victory, I remembered Kyle.

KYLE! I screamed and ran to him. " C-can you lend me your phone??? I have to call an ambulance!"

But then the most SHOCKING thing was revealed.

"That's... not necessary anymore. (Huh?) While you were busy fighting Mr Teacher, you didn't even notice me only having fake wounds.

(What? I stuttered)

That's right... I worked with Mr Teacher from the very beginning. You never would've guessed, would you?

You might've killed Mr Teacher... But a part of him will always live inside of me. Not only because we worked together but.. BECAUSE

HE IS MY FATHER!"

I couldn't believe what I was hearing ..

He saved me! And comforted me when I was feeling down... And all of this was part of their evil plan? .. I felt like crying. Like throwing up. Like killing.

I used the knife that was still in my hand and brutally cut his eyes out. They just fell on the ground bouncing and I was wondering for a minute if I should keep them...

And I decided to actually do that! So I put the wet, slimy eyeballs into my backpack while it is in a jar filled with water.

I didn't even cry at his death.

He deserved it. He made my life a living hell, so I ended his with joy.

In the end I ate their bodies so no evidence would be found and then I slaughtered all the other students + Teachers in the school for entertainment!

Now the school is mine and I rule it alone with all the eyeballs I kept.

Yay Happy Ending at last! ❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳