Star and (Y/n) Vs The Forces Of Evil

Diaz Family Vacation

In Star and (Y/n)'s bedroom, King and Queen Butterfly talk to them through their interdimensional mirror. "Of course, very few are aware of the serious matter, so I'll be traveling afar to give an all-day lecture explaining the proper throne posture. Slouched shoulders are an epidemic among nobility these days." Star and (Y/n) begin to zone out. " Blah-blah-blah, posture. Blah-blah-blah, back problems. Blah, blah, blah..." the The pink hearts on Star's and (Y/n)'s cheeks turn into hourglasses. "So this is what it's like to be bored to death." Star whispered to (Y/n) who nodded in agreement. "Uh-huh." She said. "Girls!" Moon suddenly shouted. "Are those dimensional scissors?" She asked. "Uh..." Star picks up scissors and pieces of paper. "N-No, no, of course not! Just normal Earth scissors. See?" She cuts the papers into a unicorn cutout and accidentally opens a small dimensional portal behind her. A monster's hand reaches through the portal and paws at Star and (Y/n). "Good. Because you're not to leave Earth." Queen Moon said. (Y/n) laughs nervously. "We would never think of it!" She kicks the monster's arm back. "Glad to hear it." King River's watch beeps. "I'm sorry. Your mother and I must cut you short. I have lecture things to do." He walks away. "Oh, him and his lectures." Queen Moon walks away. "Okay, bye!" Star and (Y/n) said. Star shoves the monster's arm back through the portal, and the portal closes. "Whew." She said in relief. "Next time, we need to hide those scissors." (Y/n) said. Marco enters their room. "Girls, we're about to celebrate my parents' anniversary. Come on." He said. "Oh, no! We didn't get them anything!" Star panicked. "Don't worry about it. My gift can be from all of us." Marco said. "But we wanna give them something just from us, 'cause your parents are actually cool." (Y/n) said. Marco stares blankly. ""Cool"?" He slowly closes the door. "Cool"... Mr. and Mrs. Diaz sit on the couch as Mrs. Diaz strokes Mr. Diaz's chest hair. (Y/n), Marco and Star stare at them. "Ahem!" Marco said. "Oh, hello, kids!" Mr. Diaz said. "Happy anniversary, you guys!" Marco said, holding out a small gift box. "Ooh!" His parents said. Mr. Diaz opens the box, and Mrs. Diaz takes out two red and light-green fanny packs. "Wow, Marco! More... fanny packs!" Mrs. Diaz said. "Okay, I know you guys are non-believers..." Marco lifts up his hoodie to reveal a blue fanny pack.

...But these are way cooler than last year's." Marco unzips his fanny pack. "They have everything you need, like a dilemma whistle, non-drowsy antihistamine, and a space blanket made for two!" He said. Marco unfolds the space blanket. It depicts an astronaut bear in space. "Oh, yes, you know how much we love to travel and see the sights." Mr. Diaz said. "Oh, Marco, you put so much thought into this. Gifts are such a great way to show how much you really care about someone. I didn't think it was possible to love you more than I do right now." Mrs. Diaz said. Star looked at (Y/n), a goofy smile on her face. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked. (Y/n) nodded. "Totally!" "And... We're giving you a trip to Mewni!" "And... We're taking you out for...Wait what-?" (Y/n) said turning to Star. "We're going to Mewni!" Mr. and Mrs. Diaz cheered, jumping up and down. "That was not what I was thinking." (Y/n) said worriedly, "Are you out of your mind sis? This is Mewni we're talking about! As in, home Mewni!" "Relax (Y/n)! It'll be fun!" Star said, but even she seemed a little uneasy. "Uh, we can use our new fanny packs!" Marco said awkwardly Mr. and Mrs. Diaz grabbed Star and (Y/n) into a hug, spinning them around. "We go now, right?" Mr. Diaz asked excitedly. "Right now?" Mrs. Diaz replied. "I want to go right now!" "Can we go right now?!"

Time Skip

"Welcome to Mewni!" Star said dramatically. Mr. and Mrs. Diaz take photographs. "Is this where you girls grew up?" Mrs. Diaz asked. "No-ho-ho. We live there." Star points to a large castle. "Ooh!" Mr. and Mrs. Diaz said. "Oh. Higher." Star said. "Ooooh!!" "Higher!" Star sung. "Ooooooh!!!" "Let's go there." Mrs. Diaz said. "Aw, you don't wanna see that lame, cheesy, touristy stuff. What you want is the real Mewni experience." Star said. (Y/n) chuckled nervously. Right across the Mewni slums, a woman is caring for 14 children. There's a herd of 12 pig-goat hybrids. A man with a long nose stirs a pot of stew. A boy reaches for the stew, and the man grabs the boy and drops him in the stew. The boy giggles. "Oh, hello, little boy." Mrs. Diaz said. The boy, eating a horned rat, hissed screaming, and runs away. "Oh." Mrs. Diaz laughs nervously. "Yum-yum-yum." "Um... Oh, look, an open-air market!" Star said. "Star, we can't be out in the open like this!" (Y/n) whisper shouted to her sister. "Mom and dad might see us!" Star grinned awkwardly at (Y/n). "Get your hydra trail apples!" "Half off shrunken goblin heads!" "Want pickled giant's toe? Is good." Sellers shouted. Mr. and Mrs. Diaz approach a fourth merchant with purple hair. He appears to flash them. They gasp. "I got what you need." He said. Mr. and Mrs. Diaz take photos of the merchant. At the merchant's front; he sells various wares including sundials, wind chimes, jewelry, and chicken. "I'll take the wind chimes, please." Mrs. Diaz said. (Y/n), Star and the Diazes go down an alleyway. King Butterfly is in the same alleyway buying a spear. Star gasped, and tackled (Y/n) in a goat-pig pen. "What are you-" (Y/n) began. "Dad!" Star said, pulling Marco into the pen as well. "Whoa! Star, what the...?" "Our dad's here." Star said, peaking over the pen into the alleyway. (Y/n) peaked her head over, and her eyes widened. "Oh Hornsuckers it really is him." She murmured, crouching lower. "What's a Hornsucker?" Marco whispered. "Don't ask," (Y/n) replied, slicking down so low she was on the ground. "I don't know what he's doing here!" Star said, "But if he sees us, we're dead!" "More dead then Dead Joe." (Y/n) said, pointing to a rotting skeleton by a shop. Marco shuttered.