Star and (Y/n) Vs The Forces Of Evil

School Spirit

"Oh, my gosh! I can't wait, I can't wait!" Star said. (Y/n), Star, Marco, and Alfonzo are sitting together. Miss Skullnick is seen with a bucket of fried chicken. "Our very first pep rally!" (Y/n) said. Star gasps. "I am so excited!" She said. Star bumps the beach ball, and a small rabbit-like creature appears from her wand. Marco picks it up. "When aren't you two excited?" He asked. "Shh." Star puts a hand to his lips, and (Y/n) snorts. "And now, Brittney Wong, who became head cheerleader on her own and not because her dad made a generous donation to the school." Principal Skeeves said, holding a microphone. Principal Skeeves gets hit in the head with a beach ball. The Echo Creek Academy spirit committee run out carrying Brittney Wong. "Go, Echo Creek! Let's try not to get beat! Go, Echo Creek! Let's try not to get beat! Go, go, go, go, yeah!" They shouted. Brittney walks off the cheerleaders carrying her like stairs and takes the microphone away from Principal Skeeves. "Make some noise if you love the Awesome Opossums!" She said. Everyone cheers. "I love opossums!" Star said. "They carry their babies on their backs!" (Y/n) said. "You know she's talking about our football team, right? We're going up against the Warriors." Marco shudders. "Warriors?" Star asked. "Our rivals from Silver Hill Prep." Alfonzo said. "Every year, their team slaughters our guys." Marco said. "It's gonna be a bloodbath." Skullnick said. Miss Skullnick pulls a whole chicken skeleton out of her mouth. "That's terrible! We must do something!" (Y/n) said. "Well, you could join the Spirit Committee. Those kids are relentless when it comes to supporting the team." Marco said. Ed performs a leg split while holding a pair of pennants. "Opossums!" Ed said. "Relentless." Marco said. "What a great idea! We better pick up some supplies!" Star said, grabbing Marco's hand, but he slips his hand inside his hoodie. "As fun as that sounds, you two can go without me." He said. "Okay!" Star said. "Hey, Skullzy. What's your favorite weapon?" (Y/n) asked. "Battleaxe." She replied. (Y/n) clicks her teeth. "And now, our new mascot... that I never approved of... The Awesome Opossum!" Brittney said. The Awesome Opossum hops onto the field.

"Woo-hoo! Alright!" He shouted. The bottom half of the Opossum's costume falls, revealing the wearer's underwear. "Come on, Opossu— Oh, no" he said. "Where's the real possum? Did the Warriors steal it again? Those jerks!" Marco said. "Sadly, the real possum wasn't playing possum." Alfonzo said. "I hiss, I bite, I shake my tail all night!" The mouth of the Awesome Opossum's costume pulls back to reveal Ferguson's face. "Hey, that's Ferguson!" Marco saiid. "He's our new mascot!" Alfonzo said. "Oh, no! That means the Warriors are gonna to steal him!" Marco said. "Oh, that's silly." Alfonzo said. "The only thing that's silly is how the Warriors are gonna look when they try to steal my friend!" Marco said. Meanwhile Star and (Y/n) are running through the school hallway. They stop in front of a trophy case that houses pictures of former Awesome Opossums team members. Star sighs. "So many brave young men." Star said. "So many tragic losses." (Y/n) said. Star breathes on the glass and draws a sad face in the condensation. Marco sneaks through the hallway. "Alpha Team one, commencing security sweep for the Warriors. Over." He said. He continues sneaking through the hall, shimmying against the walls and rolling on the floor until he's next to the trophy case. "Oh, Marco" Star said. Marco yelps and falls over. "Oof!" "How can we prevent another tragic loss to our team?" (Y/n) asked. "Well, if I knew anything about football, I'd use the element of surprise." Marco said. "Of course, of course, of course..." Star said. "Spritz 'em! Bring out the kitty cat offense!" Marco said. "Yes?" (Y/n) asked. "Maybe even throw a couple big bombs!" Marco said. "Bombs! Yeah, we've gotta go tell that to the Spirit Committee. Bye!" Star said. "We have an all-clear. Move! Move! Move!" Marco said. Alfonzo pushes Ferguson across the hall. "Ugh, this is not the respect a guy in a possum suit deserves." Ferguson said. In the school gymnasium. Sabrina stands in front of a trampoline nervously. "Don't worry, Sabrina. The Spirit Boys are gonna catch you. Grow some pompoms!" Brittney said, holding a megaphone. Sabrina jumps on the trampoline and flips through the air. Star and (Y/n) burst into the gym. "Huh?" The boys asked. Sabrina falls onto the ground. "Oof!" "What the?" Brittney asked. Star takes one of Andrea's pompoms. "Do these explode?" She pulls the handle off the pompom like a grenade pin and throws it at Ed. It lightly hits his face. "Maybe we can set them on fire!" Star said. "Hey Star!" (Y/n) yelled from across the room. "This thing looks like a launch pad! We could totally use it!" "Uh, we're kinda in the middle of something?" Brittney asked. "You're the leader. What's the plan?" Star asked. She laughs. "This year we have a secret weapon." She snaps her fingers. Brittney is joined by two other cheerleaders. "We're gonna distract them with out booty-shaking dance moves. Uh-huh." She said. Star and (Y/n) stare and blush at the display. "Do you know nothing of combat?! No Warrior is gonna be distracted by Chantal's booty!" (Y/n) shouted. "Wha...?" Chantal asked. "Lucky for you, our mom assigned the royal guards as our babysitters." Star said.