Joker's pov
When the announcer finally stopped talking, I walked up to Harley, she seemed Furious, but she eventually calmed down
"So......" she started "what are we going to do?" She asked
"Lets go team up with Loki and the Avengers, theyre the only ones we know anyway, plus, Loki is my best friend (see what I did there? ;))
"Okay lets go look for.....them......." her boice trailed off as we saw someone we were most happy to see, The Hulk, he was crushing all the trees
"HULK SMASH PUNY GAWDDDDDDD!!!!!" He shouted
"Its okay Big guy, im here" Tony said, then Hulk suddenky became smaller, and there stood, Bruce Banner......naked
"I need....some clothes" he said, I covered Harley's eyes
"But Jookkkeeeeyyyyyyy" she said in a whiney voice "IIII wwwaaaannnnaaaa ssseeeeeeee" she whined again, i kept covering her eyes
"Sssshhhhhh" I assured her "Youll thank me later" I looked back at Bruce and Tony and nearly dropped my hand, covering Bruce's junk, was palm leaves, I laughed
"Come one Joker pleassssseeeeee" Harley begged
"No" I answered, and conitnued laughing, I heard her grumble and move her head, the next thing I knew, Harley was locking me in a head lock between her tighs, she then looked up and saw them, she let me go and said:
"I never shouldve done that.......Bruce is horiffying" she said
Bruce, who heard our entire conversation, crossed his arms "its not like there are lots of purple stretchy pants on the flo-" before he could finish, a pair of pants and a shirt dropped from the sky, then Percy spoke
"As much as we are big fans, please....put some clothes on" he said "now for some updates......."
Leo started talking:
"Katniss and Peeta are still looking around for each other, and already have stocks of food, all the Avengers are still seperated into pairs which are Clintasha, Science Bros, and Steve, Thor and Loki are still alone, Phil, Maria and Nick are together, Science Bros are now teamed with Harleen Quinzel and le Joker, they are currently laughing at Bruce's 'misfortune' Jeff and Ben are together, while Slender is in one of the Forests, Slender remember NO KILLING, THE Harry Potter gang is already together, and they are currenkty searching for the first potato which is the winter potato, The Mortal Imstrumentz.....PLEASE STOP DRAWING ON UOURSELVES AND FIND THE FRIGGIN POTATOES!!! Teen titans go, are also seperated into groups, Robin with Starfire and Beast boy with Raven, Cyborg is currently crying......MAN UP!!! Fantastic Four.......your here to get Potatoes, not to experiment with all the things in their, plus, the Poptarts just grow on trees okay? MAGIC!!! The new people are already together...and no Saph....please.....stop poking Danny.....Stan Lee is currently running around, STOLLS YOU SAaID HE WAS OKAY WITH THIS!!!" leo shouted
A third voice enters "im a son of Hermes......how did you think I took him?" He questioned, Leo sighed
"Fine...everyone please comtinue what you were doing, and NO KILLING!!! Goodluck finding the Potatoes!!! Bai!!"
Me and Harley looked at each other "well...." she started "they only said no killing......but he didnt day no exploding" she said
"You just read my mind" I said
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The potato games
FanfictionPotato Games: is when people from different Fandoms looks for Potatos, in very hard places, theyre not going to kill eavh other, I will try my best to make this as drama-free as possible, at the end of the games, they will have to slice their potato...
