Vs Dave and Bambi oneshots (REQUESTS OPEN)

❤️~My pretty cop~❤️*(male) Criminal Reader x MTF Bambop*

*your wearing a hoodie and baggy pants while bambop is wearing her usual uniform*

3RD PERSON POV

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You and your best friend wedsen were sitting in the usual dark alleyway you two always hung out in.you were having a few beers with him while he smoked.as usual you two were dreaming about the sexiest cops that have chased you guys before.he was talking about his cop crush yambo because he was gay.as for you, you were thinking about a female cop,bambop..

after you finished another drink, you set the bottle beside you and thought about bambop once again.she was so hot to you even tho she hated your guts considering you were a criminal she was trying to catch.her complection was flawless,breasts so big.....,had a fat ass...everything..

wedsen looked at you and saw you were blushing out of your mind.(Wedsen):"hey y/n?, thinking about bambop again im guessing?"you rolled your eyes at him(Y/N):"yes, i just want to fuck her...take her virginity....have her moan my name..."Wedsen giggled and slapped you on the back.

(Wedsen):"hey fuckwit,i have a plan,i can get her for you...i was planning the same for yambo also....but it can also work for you too!"you raised a brow at him because his idea seemed intresting, i mean anything to get bambop was intresting to you now.

(Y/N):"What is it?,this one better be good cause last time we almost got caught" Wedsen laughed again and brought out a big posterboard he had.it had a bunch of allyways and hidden tracks and landmarks.(Wedsen):"ok so heres the deal bitch, as you know there a bunch of alleyways and only people who have been on these streets before know their way out,so we will just lure them away from eachother and bring them to the back of these alleyways, and what you do from there is not my problem. "

You paused for a second, this idea actually sounds good and you Can get on board with it.(Y/N):"actually this is not a bad idea, lets do it."wedsen nodded and put his map away.you both got up and walked to the donut shop where you always see them hanging out cause hey their cops, and cops like donuts lol.

You and wedsen leaned against the wall and ofc you saw bambop and yambo there like always.you listened closely on what they were talking about.(Yambo):" hey are you sure u wanted to come out and help me, you know your really weak at this...no offense "(Bambop):" none taken cause I'm a girl, I know.."They both laughed and ate their donuts as you can see.

You and wedsen looked at each other and nodded before wedsen put the stolen console on his back. And with that you both ran out so they could see you and immediately they both got up and chased after you.

You and wedsen ran as fast as you could and the other two cops were yelling at them to stop.you both flinched when bambop fired a bullet at you both and it missed you by a few inches but you just looked back at her and smirked because of what he was planning to do to her.

Wedsen saw the alleyways and turned to you before making the signal of which way you should run.(Wedsen):"OK SPLIT UP NOW, WISH U THE BEST OF LUCK FUCKWIT!" (Y/N):"WHATEVER!"you screamed and then darted the other way into the nearby alley. You could tell yambo and bambop were also gonna split up. And it seemed to work in your favor because bambop went after you and yambo went after wedsen....perfect..

After a while of running you started to get tired you only stopped when you realized that there was a dead end, so you went away and bambop went further in the alley...she stopped and cursed realizing she was lost and she also lost you..or so she thought

(Bambop):"where are you...I know your here...I am. Not afraid to shoot!" She said pointing her gun in all directions.when she had her back turned t u giggle softly and walk slowing behind her fading into view.(Y/N)":why..hello, sexy..~"Bambop gasped and you could tell she was blushing even tho her back was to you