Breaking bad

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Steve's pov

To be honest I think I forgot to take my meds today. Or I'm in like a manic episode state cause clearly I have no idea what I'm doing. But that's okay because I just broke into this kid's apartment.

I walk in and met with a familiar smell of rot
Yucky

I walk around the apartment leaving the kid looking like someone had just eaten his food at the door

I find two bodies on the floor. Well clearly they are dead. This is going to be a lot of paper work. I turn back to the kid

" did u do this?" I ask

"No, obviously not" he rolls his eye. Well just for the attitude I'm going to arrest him

"Your under arrest kid" I say before realising that I don't have handcuffs. Maybe I'll have to find some rope?

"And your under arrest too steve" the kid says back producing handcuffs from his pocket

"I think the fuck not kid"

"Well fuxk u steve"

God this kid is rude. I get into a fighting stance. I've decided that I'm going to wack him and run.

" steve put your hands down"

" no " I reply balling up my fists and holding them at a distance from my face

"Steve your acting like a child"

" I'll have u know that 80 something years old"

"Really?" The kid looked surprised before smirking and looking me up and down. "You don't look it"

Well that got me blushing

" I'm still going to wack u for murdering these kind folk"

"Bro you don't even know them what if they weren't kind? Huh? You stupid or something Steve?"

Well that hurt

" I know this building and the people that live here are nice people I'll have u now Percy. "

"Well look at you aren't u smart. Think you know everything Steve? Well I live here Steve. Did you know that Steve? Bet you didn't. What if they were trying to murder me and this was self defence? Huh Steve? What do you think of that Steve?"

Way to hurt my feelings. I roll my eyes

"Well were they?"

"No Steve. Dam maybe you should have asked before jumping to conclusion Steve."

"Well sorry I just like assuming I know everything. Like I know that you are attracted to me"

"Steve it would do both of us good if we stop flirting in front of my murdered parents bodies"

"Oh"

"Oh indeed Steve"

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 19, 2023 ⏰

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