fricken Steve

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Percy's POV

im waletless now. 

I ran back up the wall and chased Steve from the building tops. but he was dam fast for a blonde. he reeked of that old man vibe. stankay. 

"Steve," I called out very non aggressively. "can I like um have that back please?"

"no." Steve called back 

oh I thought that's unfortunate maybe I should just walk away. and I waddled away waddled waddle. dam maybe it was my ADHD acting up but that dam duck sounds so yummy right now. I would give riptide away if it was so clingy and just accepted this unrequited love, but alas it loved me too much and I came say that I didn't love the attention now that I won't have the affection I wanted from my dead parents that may or ,ay not be rotting away up in the apartment . 

anyways back to the matter at hand 

I need my wallet and I cant let the guy with ugly hair see my dead parents or else he will think I did it. whoops.

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