DRACO X READER

Chapter one

I opened my pure blue orbs and stare at my ceiling. Another day at hogwarts. My boyfriend broke up with me last week and I've been brocken ever since. I get up and but my straight silky blonde hair in a messy bun and get ready.
I'm so depressed.
My dad, mom, second cousin, neighbor, goldfish, dog, great great great grandma, mailman, and third cousins died when i was three seconds old, and I've been brocken ever since.
I never fart, poop, pee, or blink because it's not lady like to do so.
I start heading to class when Draco bumps into me
"Watch it you slut whore mudblood bitch twat skank bitch." He spat at my feet.
"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s -s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s -s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s -s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s -s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s -s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry Draco." I stutter. I feel out of a plane that was 10284948474 feet in the air, and I've had a stutter ever since.
Draco then threw my -163637 pound body against the wall. It made me break my pinky toe, all my fingers, my skull, my neck, my femur, and both my arms. And all I could do was moan with delight.
"Fuck you skank mudblood whore slut bitch cunt twat."

Later. I was at lunch eating the most tiniest of meals because I have to make sure my waist stays -923838 inches.
Suddenly Draco elbows me in the head while passing me.
I face-plant into my food and shatter my nose.
"DIRTY MUDBLOOD SLUT" he bellows.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm sorry d-d-d-d-racko" I borderline moan.
Next thing I know he's dragging me into a supply closet and his lips are on mine.
What could this be???? I don't know.