Ellie Williams (very smutty) one shots !!

cannabis kisses. (smut)

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I fucking hate patrol, and today i have it with Ellie fucking Williams. Just my luck, She always has to show off that she can kill more clickers. News flash love, the world has ended nobody fucking cares.

After putting my hair in a low ponytail. I grabbed my worn down black converse and threw on a pair of army green baggy cargo pants and a white vest. Not my best look, or my worst. But who did i have to impress? The clickers?

I go into Seth's to grab breakfast, even if he's homophobic as fuck, he makes a good fucking sandwich. Still fucking hate him. I blow a kiss to Dina on the way out who is already eating Jesse's face. It's 10 fucking Am, but I'm alone so who am i to judge, right?

I am greeted with shimmer kicking her legs, excited to see me. I grew up with shimmer i loved taking her on patrol.

"If you're not too busy playing horse, I'd like to go now darling". A familiar dark voice says behind me.

Ellie standing there with her famous grey skinny jeans on and a black ribbed tank. Her short auburn hair in a messy half bun with the rest out.

Fuck she looked good. I will not let my gay urges control me.

"I was actually waiting for you. shockingly". I said in a cocky voice, trying to distract myself from staring.

She chuckled at my response"Well , i'm here aren't i? Lets go love". She said very cocky, at least much more than me. 

Half an hour of silence passed, Just riding out, she insisted she rode at the front. It lead into a small bickering fight. And i was NOT going to be the one to break the silence.

"Y'know we fight like a married couple". she chuckled while looking back at me to see my facial expression.

"I'd rather marry an infected, than ever marry you". i say back giving a fake smile.

"Whatever you say". she smirked at me chuckling again under her breath.

I just stayed silent. Exchanging looks of disgust behind her back.

We made it to the place. We swept the area. Turns out there was no signs of infected for miles. We signed our names. I was so relieved and ready to leave and jump straight back into bed.

"No , You're not leaving yet, Don't you wanna explore with me?" Ellie questioned me.

"No, thank you". i gave back another sarcastic smile.

"Well too bad you have no choice". She locks the door and takes the keys into her front pocket of her jeans.

"Ellie, Im so fucking tired. I will shoot you right now". i say seriously. i was about to murder her if i wasn't in bed asleep in the next hour.

"C'mon just ten minutes, then you can sleep until your hearts content, i have something, i wanna to show you, i found it with Jesse the last time we was out here".  enthusiasm laced in her voice as she spoke.

"Whatever". I reply back emotionless. Waiting for the suffering to end.

"Follow me". She leads down into a basement. Is this how i die? I didn't even care at this point i was just so stressed. I had no reason to be stressed, i'm pretty sure Ellie was the reason for my discomfort.

She lead me into a room filled with dead weed plants, some barely alive and lots of buds scattered on the tables.

"Taadaa". she chuckles, very excited looking.

This is the only good thing that has ever came out of me being on patrol with Ellie. It's not the best weed i've ever seen, but anything to realise this unbearable stress.