Introducing Vinny and Jwoww

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((3rd Person POV))

The scene flashes in to a red brick house in Staten Island, New York, while classical music plays in the background. It pans to a large family sitting around a dinner table talking loudly with each other. A male family member asks; "Where are you going in Jersey?" A guy with paler skin than then others shrugs, hes wearing a white graphic T-shirt and his hair is cut very short. He replies; "The Jersey Shore." The scene plays as he says; "She's cutting my turkey." And points to an older women who is cutting something on his plate.

Vinny: Im definitely a mama's boy, ya know, my mom cooks for me, *The camera switches to him in front of a back drop as he's being interviewed.* cleans for me.

The scene goes back to the family sitting at the table, the guy, Vinny; is being kissed on the cheek by his mother as his voice over says; "She loves me to death and ya know, thats just the way it is in my family. Im definitely a generational Italian. The scene changes once again and we see Pauly D doing his blow out as Vinnys voice over says; "Guys with the blow outs," Next is someone getting a spray tan. "and fake tans," and then a guy putting in a layer of chap stick. "and the guys that wear lip gloss and make up," The camera changes to Vinny in front of a back drop speaking to the camera.

Vinny: Those aren't Guidos, they're r*******.

Now we see Vinny sitting at a club talking to a girl. Hes wearing a gray zip up with a white T-shirt and a pair of sunglasses while his voice over speaks; "Most people might consider being a Guido," The scene changes to Vinny holding up a towel thats a soccer version of the Italian flag. "Like, you're stupid," Then we're back to Vinny speaking to the camera.

Vinny: But, I went to school, graduated College.

Vinny sits on a couch at a table doing paper work as his voice over speaks; "That doesn't shy away from, say," It goes back to Vinny being interviewed.

Vinny: I don't have fun at night. Ya know what I mean? And I party and fist pump like the best of 'em.

Now we see Vinny standing in a room with a TV behind him. He's wearing a white graphic T-shirt and his sunglasses again as he starts to pound his fist in the air, still speaking to the camera.

Vinny: And then it starts, and then it comes up, and then it comes up, and then all of a sudden!

Back to the backdrop, Vinny is fist pumping as he speaks.

Vinny: Pounding your fist *the scene switches to Vinny in the room again, still fist pumping.* like a maniac. *And then back to the interview.* Hey, Im proud to be a f***ing Guido!

In the next scene we see Vinny standing in front of his house, saying goodbye to his family, hugging a male family member in a black T-shirt as the guy says; "Bye, Vin." And kisses him on the cheek with a "get out of here. Take care pal." Another man walks up and bro hugs him along with a little girl as his voice over speaks; "This is my first 21 summer at The Jersey Shore. You aint getting in with a fake I.D. Its 21 long years of anticipation-" It changes to Vinny and another man loading his luggage into the back of a yellow car.

"To go to these places, and, once you get there," It switches back to the back drop interview.

Vinny: you're like holy shit this is the best f***ing place on earth.

Now we see Vinny going in to hug his mother as he speaks; "Bye, Ma. Stop crying." He leans in and hugs his mother as she replies with an "All right." And he wraps his arm around her saying; "Bye." His voice over speaks as he looks into the camera. "Yeah, I have trouble being away from home," It switches to the back drop interview. "like any traditional Italian Kid." And then back to his mother crying on the porch as his voice over speaks; "Ya know what I mean?" Vinny drives off in a yellow car, throwing a peace sign out of his open drivers side window.

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The scene changes to a photo shoot in Long Island, New York, where a woman with slightly messy black hair is having her picture taken by a photographer

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The scene changes to a photo shoot in Long Island, New York, where a woman with slightly messy black hair is having her picture taken by a photographer. She's wearing a black bralet, boy shorts, fishnets and shin high black boots. It quickly moves to her having her picture taken in a black sports car, leaning out the open door. Her voice over speaks as she changes into different poses; "If you don't know me, then you hate me, and you wish you were me.

Now it switches to the woman, Jenni AKA Jwoww, on the floor of a club grinding down on a guy as her voice over continues; "I am like a Praying Mantis." Shes now dancing at the club, surrounded by people. "After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off." Then you see a sideways Jwoww looking at the camera as her voice over says; "Let the party begin, bitch." Back to the club shes dancing in a blue plaid shirt that's tied up under her boobs.

"I have a bad habit of playing-" Now shes kissing someone as you hear her say; "little emotional games with men." Again shes back at the club dancing with a guy. "When they date me, it's cool in the beginning. We do our thing in the first month and then-" Now shes sitting in what appears to be a living room in a blue and white shirt and no make up as she speaks to the camera.

Jenni: I send 'em on a roller coaster ride to hell.

Jenni sits in front of a back drop, looking at the camera as she speaks.

Jenni: I have so many girls that hate on me-

There's a montage of Jenni getting ready, doing her hair, make up and picking clothes as her voice over speaks; "Cause whatever they are," It switches back to the back drop interview.

Jenni: they can't compare to me. *It shows Jenni putting make up on her chest while she stands in front of a mirror.*

Jwoww drags a suitcase down a small set of steps and putting it into her trunk before the scene chances to one of her hugging and kissing a guy in a white shirt as her voice over speaks; "I am seeing someone, but since the Jersey Shore is new to me," It changes back to the back drop interview.

Jenni: I am going to be a kid in a candy store.

She kisses her boyfriend again and her voice over speaks; "I can't wait to see what happens." She chuckles and it goes back to her back drop interview.

Jenni: Its going to be interesting.

A blue car with Jwoww in the drivers seat pulls away from the camera and you hear Jennis voice; "Jersey Shore, watch out." The view changes to show her in the front seat talking to the camera.

Jenni: Jwoww is coming.

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