We Are Number One

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Paranoid Benny: u-um, exactly h-h-how we do that?

Benny: ... your kidding right?

Smart Benny: no we are not because we may be just your personalities but we haven't done any killing. Its basically like someone who is new to this and we're the ones who are new to this.

Benny: (welp, looks like I have to do this.) Are you a real killer?

Happy Benny: we'll ah... technically nah.

Crazy Benny: *shakes head no crazily*

Smart Benny: I just said we don't know.

Benny: have you ever slit someone's throat, like a... like a human?

Happy Benny: nah.

Crazy Benny: *shakes head no crazily*

Smart Benny: seriously, what did I just say a few seconds ago?

Benny: have you ever tried a weapon?

Happy Benny: nah, nah.

Smart Benny: *sigh* (I give up, if you can't beat them then join them. Hopefully it's not stupid.)

Benny: all right! I can see that I will have to teach all of you how to be killers!

He pulled out a saxophone and started playing it for a short second.

All: hey!

They started doing some dancing and playing instruments.

All: 🎵we are number one! Hey!🎵

They all prepare and armed themselves with weapons and to hunt down their targets.

All: 🎵we are number one!🎵

Benny: now listen closely.

The Benny's listen to the original for some tips on killing.

Benny: 🎵here's a little lesson in murdering! This is going down in history! If you wanna be a killer number one! You have to chase your targets on the run!🎵

They found their first target who is doing jogging.

Benny: go! Go! Go!

The target has stopped to catch his breath and the Benny's are sneaking up on him.

Benny: 🎵just follow my moves, and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound.🎵 Shhh.

Paranoid Benny accidently stepped on a large branch and made a crunch noise, the guy heard it and will go see what's that noise.

Benny: no, don't do that!

???: what's going on here?

Paranoid Benny got spooked, he picked up the branch and started bashing the guys head with it. His skull is busted and brain all smoother, the Benny's are suprice by also happy. Next they found the next target and he's coming this way.

Benny: everyone get ready!

They all hide and once the target is in position Crazy Benny attacked him, ripping him to pieces while laughing crazily.

All: 🎵we are number one hey!🎵

Next Angry Benny smashed the targets against a metal locker, cracking his head open.

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