The thing had a boxy, metallic look. A matte hue in color, it stood ominously, like a medieval sentry outside my house. Day in, day out; week in, week out; 24-7, 52 weeks a year it kept its stance. Not unlike a Martian vehicle from War of the Worlds, it was poised on one leg with an encased cockpit, completed with a large red antenna that folded down when not in use.
It had a gaping yaw of a mouth that opened to suck in wood pulp products; perhaps as fuel? Frightened, on a daily basis, I visited this machine-like device; some days rewarded, others disappointed.
Fortunately, the Federal government instituted a means of control; control only, for eradication seemed out of the question. Multiple times a week, a messenger would visit the apparatus in his or her own craft. Feeding the aforementioned steel orifice with objects from a bag, it seemed to placate the beast.
Thus, I could comfortably walk toward the contraption, my mailbox, "the thing at the end of" my driveway.

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The Thing at the End of ...
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