The Audition

Dave Can't Shut Up About The Second Karate Kid Movie

A/n: THIS PART IS IN ED'S POINT OF VIEW PLS ENJOY SOME ARGUMENTS AND OTHER IDIOTIC BRITISH THINGS 

~ With love, Shy<3

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"What was your reply back to Drew? I understand the fact that he hates me and wants to get away from me, but why is he so attached to you?" Hestia speculated.

"Well, Hest, I don't know, but I might have to reject him on this one," I replied, taking Hestia's hand into mine.

"Why? I thought Drew was your best friend, Ed,"

"He is, but you seem nice and I want to know you and who you are, Hestia"

She laughed. "If you think that I'm this so-called 'nice' person, then I'm worried about what your perception of niceness is."

"What do you mean that you're not nice? You seem like a wonderful person to be around, honestl-" I then got cut off by Hest.

"I knocked out two kids with my saxophone case."

"Well, what did they do?"

"They said I was playing 'Too loud" or "Too soft" when it was the other one that was playing extremely loud."

"Well, then they deserved it!" I exclaimed, breaking contact with her chocolate-brown eyes.

Speaking of her eyes, they were a beautiful, milk-chocolatey brown. Unlike chocolate, though, they sparkled like a smokey quartz ring. They made her face oh-so-dreamy and irresistible. Hestia looked angelic, like the goddess I believe she was named after. I would just kiss her out of the blue if I knew it wouldn't scare her away from me. Hestia snapped her fingers in front of my face.

"So are you gonna go with Drew or can we go watch a movie with Dave and Joe?" She supposed, pushing her circular glasses up the bridge of her nose.

"Well, what movie?"

"I dunno, I guess we'll see what Dave and Joe want. Unless you have a movie in mind."

"I don't"

We walked back to Dave's flat, which was only a few numbers away from Hestia's. I grabbed out my keys and searched for the spare key that I *totally* didn't steal from under his doormat. I unlocked the door and let Hestia and myself inside. Shutting the door behind us, we walked back to the sofa and armchairs that Dave had crowded around the television.

"So, Dave, what do you want to wat-" I asked but then got cut off

"The Karate Kid II."

"David, we've watched that movie the past 5 movie nights that we've had," Joe asserted, "Can you please, please, pick something different?"

"THE KARATE KID II!"

"DAVE, WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION OVER THE SECOND KARATE KID MOVIE?!" Hestia piercingly screamed.

"HESTIA, IT IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE, OKAY?! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH IT, YOU COULD'VE HOSTED YOUR OWN MOVIE NIGHT!"

"Dave, Hestia, calm down-" I tried to break up the argument

"NO, DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO CALM DOWN ABOUT The Karate Kid II ALSO KNOWN AS THE BEST MOTION PICTURE OF ALL TIME!"

A few minutes later, I heard a few knocks on the door. I walked to go answer it. There was an officer at the door.

"Hello, we have been called about a noise complaint." The officer calmly stated.

Joe immediately pointed out both Dave and Hestia, telling the officer about how they ended up getting in an argument about what movie to watch. The officer just sighed and handed each of them a ticket for 200 pounds. Walking up to Hestia and Dave, I sat down on the couch.

"Hestia, just pick something we can all agree on." I uttered.

"Fine. What about Police Academy?" She said, sitting down next to me.

"Alright!" I cheerfully replied. I had never seen the movie, but as long as we have something to watch it'd be okay.

"Fine..." Dave slumped into the armchair, sad that we didn't get to watch The Karate Kid II, but sufficed with Police Academy.

"As long as it isn't Dave's obsession," Joe laughed.

Hestia started searching for something. "I'll be right back with the DVD."

I walked up to the door and opened it for her as she walked out to her apartment. Shutting the door behind me, I let out a sigh of relief. I was in love with Hestia. Hell, that was the reason that I chose her. She was beautiful, awkward, and seemed to have a strange sense of humour, but I found it hilarious. Hestia was everything I wanted. Somehow, I was able to tell that from the moment she stared at the mayonnaise. I wonder if she's a mayonnaise fan like me, or a ketchup fan, like Drew. I knew she liked black tea, but I don't know what brand, or if she even cares what brand. Personally, I'm a fan of Yorkshire Tea, but we all have our own opinions.

"I've fallen." I said while walking back to my spot on the couch.

"No you haven't" Dave replied, looking at me with a confused expression.

"Dave, are you drunk?" Joe asked, "He's obviously fallen in love with Hestia."

"Ohhh. Ed, I don't blame you. She's hot."

"What-?"

A few seconds later, I heard a knock at the door.Expecting it to be Hest, I answered the door. However, it was not Hestia, but it was Drew.

"Is Hestia in here?" He asked, with a very worried look on his face.

"No, she's back at hers getting a DVD" I responded, seeing a look of relief wash over his face.

"Good. I have some things to tell you."

"Okay..."

"I HAVE FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP OVER THIS WOMAN-"

"Wow! Ed and I have also!" Dave shouted.

Joe shook his head. "I like her, but not romantically."

About that time, I heard another knock on the door.

"Fudgepops. She's back."

"Okay, yeah, Ed's definitely-" I cut Joe off before Hestia could've heard.

After that, I answered the door while Drew went onto the balcony. This time, it was actually that beautiful woman- I mean Hestia.

She pressed something on her phone. "I fell, into your arms tonight, it was nice." she sang as she walked over to the DVD player and inserted the disc in.

A/N 2: I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL AFTER I GOT INTO HESTIA'S SECOND PART AND I WAS PROOFREADING ED'S THAT I REFERENCED "Microwave" BY RICKY JAMARAZ (you should listen to it btw, he's a very slay artist) LOL HELP I'M DYING ON MY BED :D