Ch. 01 - New God

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"Is it truly wise for you to make her a god?"

"You dare question a celestial being?"

"I apologize"

"Guizhong will be a God, God of Dust. If she proves herself worthy, she will be more than just a mere God of Dust, but until then, she will be the ruler of the Guili Plains."











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"Where the hell am I?" You opened your eyes, and the next thing you see is people kneeling down at you.


What the fuck is this? you think you're dreaming.


"Our Goddess has been born!" There were cheers, and they were speaking Chinese which you easily understand since, well, you speak it too.



You looked around and felt something very hard where you're sitting at right now.


You looked down, your eyes were about to be popped out from shock.


There's NO way I came out from a flower, and this flower is big as fuck... it hella looks familiar too.


Somehow this reminds you of Glaze Lilies from Genshin impact, ofc course it's impossible to see them in the modern world out of nowhere.



Wait, you were suppose to get a debit card today, Today was suppose to be your best day and finally be like an adult! It was your 16th birthday last month and you were just heading out with your dad to get a card..


And now I'm here, this cannot be any worse!


"Excuse me, do you know where I am??" These people looks so animatic, it's surreal.


All of them stopped cheering and one had answered, "Your majesty, Guizhong, you are at the Guili plains."


Guizhong? Guili plains? Awe shit there is NO fucking way. Your jaw dropped and you passed out from shock.






The end!







Just kidding!





"Your majesty Guizhong??" You awaken with a child peering over you, you rubbed your eyes, still in denial, you ask them "how do you know my name?"



The child scratched her head and said, "A Celestial being has announced to the world that a new god has been created, and her name is Guizhong, the God of Dust."



"If anything angers you, or if you feel unwelcomed, please don't hesitate and let the elders in this village know..!"


Bestay I am not gonna hurt you why're you so scared what



"Thank you, can you leave me alone for a bit? I would like some more time to rest" the kid nodded and went out of the small room.


Then you began to sort out your thoughts,

1) I came from a Flower, like literally. I'm literally Nezha
2) I'm Guizhong
3) I'm gonna die in the archon war if I don't do anything
4) I'm weak asf in terms of physical fighting
5) Suddenly I got transmigrated, or reincarnated here without getting hit by a truck or die?



You shook your head, now's not the time to be upset, if anything I need to prepare myself for the archon war in the future, or I might actually die.



The sad part is, you're ar57 and didn't even finish the latest sumeru archon quest. Well almost.



Why can't God reincarnate me when Genshin is done with its stupid lores?!
You sighed.



"Well, I'm stupid lucky, who would've have guessed a Genshin crazed would be reincarnated into Genshin impact, I thought that only happens in fanfictions."

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