Chaotic Starter Course: Incorrect Quotes Book

1 - Valskia Squad

Valerie, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Mary: Hey.

Michael : Hi.

Liam: Hello.

Samira: Hey!

Valerie: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Elliott: We were out of Doritos.

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Valerie: We need to distract these guys.

Samira : Leave it to me! Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Michael, Liam, and Mary: *Immediately begin arguing*

Elliott, watching in horror: Oh this... I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Valerie: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Elliott: ... I did. I broke it-

Valerie: No. No you didn't. Michael?

Michael Don't look at me. Look at Liam.

Liam: What?! I didn't break it.

Michael" Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Liam: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Michael: Suspicious.

Liam: No, it's not!

Samira: If it matters, probably not, but Mary was the last one to use it.

Mary: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Samira: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Mary: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Samira!

Elliott: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Val.

Valerie: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Samira: Valerie... Marissa's been awfully quiet-

Marissa: REALLY?!

Everyone: *Starts arguing*

Valerie, being interviewed: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Elliott: My god..

Valerie: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Elliott: I can help you with it!

Mary: Yeah, sure.

Michael: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Liam: lol nope.

Samira: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Valerie: *Read 5:55pm*

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Samira: Hewwo.

Elliott: Hihiiiiii!

Mary: Greetings, Humans.

Valerie: Three kinds of people.

Liam: I want pudding.