Chaotic Starter Course: Incorrect Quotes Book

2 - Family Squad

Stevie: There are seven chairs and ten children. What do you do?

Chaos: Have everyone stand.

Eden: Bring three more chairs!

Blicket: The most important ones can sit down.

Mousie: Kill three.

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Stevie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Eden: Several traffic violations.

Mousie: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Blicket: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Chaos: Also, that's not our car.

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Eden: Anyone d-

Mousie: Depressed?

Stevie: Drained?

Blicket: Dumb?

Chaos: Disliked?

Eden: -done with their work... What is wrong with you people?

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Stevie: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.

Eden: Looking right because you left.

Mousie: Looking up cause you let me down.

Blicket: Looking down cause you fucked up.

Chaos: What the hell did I miss?

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Stevie: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Mousie: Mood to the max!

Eden: Tubular AF!

Blicket, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Chaos, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

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Stevie: What does 'take out' mean?

Mousie: Food.

Eden: Dating.

Blicket: Murder.

Chaos: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!

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Stevie: You kidnapped Eden? That's illegal!

Mousie: But Stevie, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Eden, or destroying our dreams?

Stevie: Kidnapping Eden, Mousie!

Blicket: Stevie, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- These guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Stevie: What, to kidnap people?!

Blicket: To work together!

Stevie: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!

Chaos: Stevie, we all agreed that your wife is a not a people.

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Eden: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Stevie: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Eden: Three of us saw it, Stevie. How do you explain that?

Stevie: *Points at Mousie* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Blicket * Paranoia. *Points at Chaos* Delusional personality disorder.

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