Cookie Run Hypno Harem [18+] - DISCONTINUED

[S1] Affogato and Caramel Arrow

It was like any other day in the office of the Goat Butter Cookie. He simply was just finishing up his usual office cleaning (cleaning up the shelves, feeding his cake hound pet, and sweeping the floor.) This was a new day for the therapist cookie, as he was about to start a new chapter of his career, and his first plan in taking over all of cookie kind, and he needed the room to be clean and perfect for this. He looked up at the clock near the door frame, where he is expecting two cookies that would come into his room and be ready for his sessions. He had meticulously planned each of these sessions to not only be efficient, but also mindful of who he picks, and it was ideal of him to select these two first. After cleaning, he sat down on his chair, his top hat readily adjusted and his hands gloved, in case for....other necessities.

"Quit tripping over my dress, milkhead-!"

Caramel Arrow muttered as she unceremoniously stumbled into the room, resisting the urge to hit Affogato in the back of the head with the blunt end of one of her daggers.

"Quit walking so slow, watcher...!" The other evil twink known as Affogato retorted, rolling his eyes as he followed her in. Clearly these two were not the best of friends.

Goat Butter quickly answered the door, before seeing the two. Ah yes, Caramel Arrow and Affogato, the strongest archer and the known right hand man of Dark Cacao respectively, a perfect duo. He'd smile brightly, hiding his intent as he then fixed his monocle.

"Ah, perfect timing you two! Please, enter and make yourselves comfortable whilst I prepare for today's session."

He'd state, walking into his office to fix up the table a bit before pulling out his handy dandy pocket watch, of fool's gold and yet, this was going to be giving him the jackpot. He'd then calmly look at the two cookies.

"So, I assume you two may need to settle a little...feud amongst yourselves. No matter, I am here to handle this issue. Now then, what seems to be the issue? Miss Caramel Arrow, Mr. Affogato?"

The two were silent for a moment, then suddenly blurted out things at the same time, pointing at one another.

"Evil conspiring bastard-"

"Traitor!"

"NOT! Rotten, power-hungry liar!"

....And then they were bickering in less than 5 seconds. How fun. They argued although they both knew Affogato was mostly the one to blame here.

Goat Butter nodded a bit as he heard the situation from both parties, but honestly, he didn't give a fucking shit. He was just ready to trick them into becoming his pieces to world domination. And not only that, they were attractive in their respective ways, but he needed to make sure to keep his head off the clouds first.

"I see, I see. Well then, let's go ahead and cut to the chase," he'd state before beginning to swing the pocket watch in front of their eyes, "please keep your eyes focused on the watch, and breathe slowly. In and out."

His goal was simple: to trick these two into submission and have connections to their kingdom's ruler. So for now, he had to bare with their bickering. He looked at the two as if they were some sort of broken couple, but then again, he's currently the one swinging the watch, so he needed to make sure they relaxed a bit. Goat Butter began, as he continued swinging the watch, lightly tapping both of their shoulders as he continued to swing the watch even more, making sure they sink deeper.

"Wha.. what are you doi....?" Caramel sounded skeptical at first, although her gaze was sharp on the watch and soon her words would drift off into nothingness. Affogato said nothing, instead being both confused and somewhat intrigued-looking as he too focused on the watch.