"No. NO! You nutcase of a paladin, get back!"
Currently Espresso was trying to hold a certain himbo back from absolutely wrecking Goat Butter's front door without warning. "Why not?" Madeleine FINALLY stopped tugging and just stared at him in disappointment, "Allow me to slay this tyrant, my dearest friend! We shall liberate all of EarthbRrrR-"
Espresso shoved a stick in his mouth.
"Shhh! He's got ahold of every cookie in this area! No... no, no, no... not just here... the nearby Parfaedia, Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, the bloody castle in the sky-" Espresso listed off to the reckless and confused Madeleine, trying his damndest to convince him not to just barge into the office.
"...Alright then," The taller eventually relaxed. "Then... a grand plan from the esteemed coffee mage! Let's hear it."
He adjusted his glasses, thinking for a moment, "...We could... no- no, it's not even worth it...! If- if the Ancients' plan failed, I don't know what we could do-"
"Then let's try what the Ancients didn't try!"
"Good ideaaaa, but... we don't KNOW what they didn't try!"
" A h . "
The hushed squabbling between them continued as they sat out of sight from the office's view.
Goat Butter was just busy tending stop some of his slaves, and by that, by literally making sure the father and son had some...proper bonding time together.
Currently he was busy reconditioning both of them to behave well whilst he thought for a moment of what he could do in his spare time.
Right now, he's a prime suspect since he hasn't captured the Creme Republic, and he isn't even sure if he could even slide past this one since he's already been busy spreading his gospel to the three other kingdoms. Wonder what he could do to maintain his rulership as a-
He overheard something. Actually, he overheard two things. One was the sound of what seemed to be cookies whispering towards each others and two...that there was the sound of a shattered bottle from the front door. The therapist flinched for a bit before blinking to pause.
"That's...the intruder alert activated..." He'd mumble, ignoring the fact that he wasn't busy seeing Dark Choco do some...stuff...in the back ground.
Immediately, Goat Butter open the door and got out his pocket watch, ready to attack anyone. He did make sure to prime up the hypnosis potion friend before having the session so he was confused since it had been weeks since the last time the system was being used.
"What the- Madeleine?" Espresso jumped, as much as he usually disliked him, he was now genuinely concerned upon seeing his companion splashed by some... strange liquid. There was another projectile, but he was sharp enough to avoid it. "Quick- wipe it off with your cape or something!"
"Wooooo, 'Spressoo...! I feel... sleepy..." Madeliene quietly murmured, his eyes half closed.
"Heyheyheyhey- don't do anything. Let alone fall asleep! I can only drag your heavy bottom so far!" Espresso panicked, trying to wipe off the mysterious liquid himself.
Goat Butter overheard those voices again, as he slowly approached the source of those familiars.
He'd then notice that indeed he did splash one of them, but not the other, so he needed to act fast now that Espresso was caught off guard by the entranced Madeline.
With small steps, he slowly sneaked up behind the brunette, until he was simply inches away from him.
From there, he immediately let his one hand cover Espresso's mouth, as his other hand quickly tapped his forehead three times, sending into a similar state as the blonde paladin was in.
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Cookie Run Hypno Harem [18+] - DISCONTINUED
General FictionThe tale of how a local hypnotherapist of Parfaedia, had suddenly gained control of Earthbread, just because of his prowess. He has claimed both men and women, twink and lesbian, and even the rulers were on their knees before him. What could be in s...