Chapter 3: John Hughes Therapy

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I woke up and threw up. "Ugg this is a big disadvantage being pregnant" I mumbled "I hate throwing up yet alone every morning."  "Well 9 months from now you'll have a little you to teach right from wrong so be glad" Louis Told walking into the Bathroom. "And how did you get into my house, Huh climb through a window" I said Sarcastically. "Harry has a key remember, Also the boy's and i decided to give you a fun day before you get to prego to move" He joked. "Thanks" I sarcastically said. "Don't mention it Harry Picked out some of your favorite 80's movies he said that you would watch these movies i take that this guy is your fave director" He explained. "My fave director what?" "Umm some guy named John Hughes" He told "Oh, oh He's not my favorite director but his movies rule" I explained wiping my face off and walking into the living room. "Hey boy's prego coming through" I announced They all laughed. "Your not showing.....yet" Niall Joked "Yeah...oh crap imma get fat...that means no mall for a while"I Replied "And why is that?" Liam asked "Cause people will grab my tummy" I explained "Here i Will act it out" I told I stood Up And Performed. "Okay So i will be walking around minding my own prego business and a person will walk up to me and be all like Hey Miss sorry to bother you but i love babies and may i feel your tummy" I explained "Then i will have to be like yeah sure or be a bitch Two Disadvantages People will think i'm some hormonal bitch or if i let them feel it will be some stranger feeling up my stomach then other bystanders will assume they can come right in and have a feel up party" I explained And they all laughed. "What's so funny i'm being serious" I replied to their laughter. "Well your making the situation of that difficult and i don't think random pedestrians will come feel you up" Zayn Explained "Oh i'm sorry i must have been talking about high school my bad" I joked "You know for a pregnant lady you can still be sarcastic and funny" Liam Told "Yeah she ain't hormonal yet" Louis told. "Good God i wonder what that will look like" Niall Announced "Yeah umm can we stop talking about my hormones for my body can't take it, my brain keeps telling me watch john Hughes or i'll shut down your body" I joked "Okay,Okay i'll pop in the breakfast club" Harry told standing up. We sat there and watched when the part of them getting stoned came up i turned to Harry and said in my Weird voice "Chicks cannot hold they smoke that's what it is" Everyone Laughed "What i'm channeling my inner Nerd Just wait by the end i'll Channel My Bender" I joked. After 4 more hours of john Hughes therapy we called it a night and went to sleep. Things will get better i tell myself

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