My Ring tone Went Off But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me) Saw me banging on the sofa (it wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (it wasn't me) I picked it up "If your a salesman hang up" I told "I ain't no salesman but i'm related to you" My cousin Replied "Hi what are yah calling for" I asked "Well i'm having a terrible day and wanted somebody to complain to so i called you" She replied "Wow don't i feel loved"I said sarcastically "So tell Me your problems" "Okay so today i got fired from my job" She explained "Isn't today your day off?" I questioned "Yeah Why" She answered "How the hell do you get fired on your day off" I joked "Kelsey this no time to quote Friday" She exclaimed "Sorry well umm i got some news for you to buddy o pal"I told "Good god did you crash your car.....Again Geez Kelsey learn how to drive" She Exaggerated "Dude shut up i drive fine and no it's not that i think it about 2 weeks ago i took a pregnancy test and it came out positive" I explained "OMG dude who's the father cause imma have to whip a bitch" She over exaggerated "I don't know....and there will be no bitch whipping today" I joked "Fine whatever i got to go anyways but when you find out the father tell me cause that Bitch need to be whooped" She told "whatever bye" I hung up. I walked into the living room. "Morning" Louis Said "Morning" I replied. "The boy's and i wanted to know if you'd like to go shopping for baby clothes and what not" He asked "We don't even know the gender" i explained "you gotta point forget i asked" He told I sat next to him "If you guy's really want to we can" I told "WAHOOO BOY'S WE GOING SHOPPING" He yelled running around the house causing me to laugh. We drove to walmart and went inside. "Get inside the cart Kelsey" Harry Instructed "Why?" I asked Obviously Confused "You'll See" He explained I got onto the cart. "Welcome to the walmart shopping cart race/challenge you have to get as much baby clothes as you can and make it to the finish line the losers buy" Zayn Announced "I should of know why am i stuck in a cart" I asked "Cause you have better tasted for what you want your baby to dress in" Liam Explained "Ready ,Set, Go" Zayn Yelled. Harry pushed the cart and was ahead of Louis and Niall he grabbed random clothes threw them in and ran for the finish line. I ran for the bath room and threw up. I walked back out and the boy's had the bags "Let's Go Back To The House"Niall announced We all nodded and left.
