The Monstrous Curse of the Demonic LEGO Figures

The gang are relaxing, with Lilithmon keeping watch. Naoko Sakuranomiya and Lil Hoki are in the living room. I was playing with my (Hoki's) LEGOs in the living room with my 5-year-old grandson, when he yelled - "Nanny Camacrusa! Something bit me!". He raised his hand and showed me a drop of blood on the tip of his finger. Naoko became outright horrified that her baby grandson got hurt. "Don't worry, Hoki-Bear! I-I'll get the First-Aid Kit!". I said, as I turned into my Jorogumo form and rushed into the kitchen to find a Band-Aid. He started sucking on the end of his finger as I searched for the Band-Aid. While wrapping the bandage around his finger, I asked him - "W-What do you think bit you?". He pointed behind him to a pile of LEGOs. -"I-I-It was one of the minifigures... I got them from the new kid". - "It was probably something sharp, Hoki-Bear..." - "No! It's the LEGO, Nanny Camacrusa!" - "Uh-okay, let me check." I looked down at the pile of LEGO pieces; my grandson's collection contains a wide range of bricks, plates and tiles of varying lengths, widths and colors (apparently, Hoki's collection is far more grander, mainly having all 81 LEGO Mixels sets from all 9 series, all 6 LEGO City Jungle Explorers sets and all 6 LEGO Pharaoh's Quest sets with the Battle Pack). I saw two new LEGO figurines, which didn't belong to Hoki earlier. I inspected the carpet closely, but I didn't find anything sharp. - "Hey, Buddy. Uh, which one do you think did it?" - "The blue astronaut." I spot the toy he was playing with and picked it up. I hold it close to my eye, and realized that it's different from a regular minifigure; As Naoko inspects the toy closer while raising an eyebrow in confusion, we get a close up of its horrific and ugly face. It feels heavier, and instead of a simple innocent black smile, it has a set of highly-detailed human teeth and gums. Its ink dot eyes didn't seem to line up and the eyes have smaller white circles for pupils. It has large eyebrows, much larger than those of a regular minifigure. And it wears a blue spacesuit (that also changes colors to white) with a sickle in one hand (obviously the left hand, and the sickle is all blue and sharp), which looks highly unnatural for any astronaut costume. - "Hmm... where did you say you got this, Hoki-Bear?" - "The new kid from school that I already graduated from. He said that I could have it." Just then, a strange-ass thing happened. I was holding the LEGO astronaut minifigure, when it suddenly wiggled like a trapped worm inside my palm. The toy ducked its head and held its hands on Naoko's hand, as it tried to bury itself into her flesh. It shocked me, and I dropped it on the carpet. With a surprised and horrified face, my grandson said - "Are you alright, Nanny Camacrusa?!". The others also are horrified. Krow and Yelena are embracing together, but not in romance, with Krow saying - "Holy shit! I did not expect that to happen!" - "Mmm, yeah, just fine... Uh, you should probably clean up this mess.", Naoko said in a nervous voice. I sat down on the couch, and I felt a sharp pain at the back of my neck. It's physically and obviously like the world's largest mosquito stung me to the bone! I touched part of my neck where the pain was happening, and to my surprise, I found something. As Naoko found the second toy and looks at it, we also get a close up of its horrific and ugly face. It was another LEGO. This one was a soldier. It had been the same highly-detailed human teeth and gums, large eyebrows and uneven eyes. - "What the hell?!", Naoko said in annoyance. My grandson, the gang and I gathered all the LEGOs and put them inside the box. I didn't want to disclose it (but I also do want to disclose it), but I was sure something weird was happening with these LEGO toys. I don't remember what time it was (It's obviously 12:00 AM at midnight), but I woke up hearing heavy breathing right next to my ear. I slowly opened my eyes and turned my head to the left. A scary-looking-ass man was standing beside my bed. I could see his blue-and-white astronaut suit. His eyes were huge, and he slowly lifted up his sickle. The LEGO astronaut then lifted his arm, also bending his elbow forward with a robotic whirling sound - "Can I play with you, Mommy? Hehehehehehe..." - "Ahhhhhh!" Naoko violently screamed at the horrible sight. I woke up screaming as I realized it was only a dream. A truly horrifying dream. - "Noooo!!!... Don't go in Nanny Camacrusa's room! Stop!!!" Even though I found myself alone in my room, I was shocked to hear my grandson's voice from the living room. Why was he up so late? Thinking of this, I got out of bed, came out, and saw my grandson standing in the dark hallway, along with the rest of the gang who are also horrified, with a freaky face. - "Hoki-Bear? What are you doing out here?" - "Umm..., Just checking on you, Nanny Camacrusa." - "Checking on me? Why?" - "They were trying to disturb you, so I thought..." As Hoki is about to finish his sentence, Naoko interrupted. - "They? Who're they?" - "The Astronaut and The Soldier. They snuck into your room to scare you, Nanny Camacrusa." I could feel my heart beating ten times faster hearing my grandson. Was this all real? Did I really see The Astronaut??? Suddenly, a crackling sound took place, and it was coming from Hoki's room. - "What was that?!" - "Oh no, Nanny Camacrusa! They're angry now!" Everyone else is also scared witless. - "What??? What the fuck is going on here?!!!" Naoko turns into her Monstrous Goddess Form, Dark Ghastly Mulgarath Naoko Sakuranomiya, out of grandmotherly protectiveness, cruelty and anger. Being angry and pissed, I opened up Hoki's room door and got inside. What I saw still scared me to this day. As Naoko barged through Hoki's room door, her anger changes to being outright horrified as to what the fuck she just saw. All the itsy-bitsy pieces of LEGOs (now turned to red, yellow and blue minifigures) were flying in the air, and two giant men were standing in Hoki's room, facing the wall. One was wearing an astronaut suit, while the other was dressed as a soldier. Naoko's Dark Bowser/.EXE hybird eyes widened in horror. - "Oh my God!" I screamed in fear. Both men turned towards me (and everyone). Their faces were made of LEGOs. I can't (and can) tell how creepy it was. Both of them started to laugh hysterically while saying in cruel, condescending, remorseless and demonic voices and in unison - "PLAY WITH US! PLAY WITH US!" The others are very frightened. Bleak the Snowman's jaw both physically and literally dropped like Bowser when he was King Koopa in the episode "Mama Luigi" after Yoshi (when he was a baby) ate his whole throne room and said - "Oh God!" Hoki clinched my hand and said - "What's happening, Nanny Camacrusa?!" Bès Rap, the Pig Spirit, and one of the gang members, suggested - "Let's make a fucking run for it!" Without wasting a single second, I grabbed my grandson and ran out of the room. The rest of the family followed as well. I locked the door and could hear marching footsteps coming from inside. Then the footsteps stopped outside my door. The whole gang are in the bedroom. Arnulf Wagenheim, Siegfried's father, is incredibly fearful. - "Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! This is the end!" Yelena Fyodorovna Ozarovskaya comforted Arnulf. - "It's gonna be okay, Arnulf." Salvatore Silesu slash Gastaldello agrees. - "I agree with Yelena. Everything will be okay." The monster LEGOs are still outside. Everyone is scared shitless, as a heavy banging on the door starts. - "OPEN THE DOOR, MOMMY! PLAY WITH US!" - "PLAY WITH US! OPEN THE DOOR!" - "We won't hurt you!" - "We just want to play! Hehehehehe..." Naoko, now regaining her horrible tyrantess temper, apparently braved up, made her Maine Coon cat ears, whiskers and tail stand on end, summons her serpentine hair tentacles from her Dark Bowser mohawk, spreads her Feral Stray Blutsauger wings, awakens her Brazilian Wandering Spider head, deployed all four pairs of feet on the bottoms of her spider legs, engulfs herself in her giant amalgamated flame from all 11 element colors (Fire = Red, Tech = Orange, Light = Yellow, Life = Green, Air = Cyan, Water = Blue, Magic = Pink, Earth = Brown, Undead = Gray, Kaos = Black and Dark = Purple) and struck up the Brazilian Wandering Spider threatening defense mechanism pose. - "GO AWAY AND LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!" - "Aaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa!". Hoki started to cry out of fear with visible tears, and I did my best to keep him calm. Femuto and Dadmuto, Hoki's parents, also rushed to comfort their baby boy. - "It's alright, sweetheart. Everything will be okay.", reassured Femuto. After a few more minutes of heavy banging, everything went silent. We stayed in my room the entire night, and in the morning, when the lights hit, I slowly opened the door and saw all the LEGOs lying on the floor as if they had finally gone to sleep. I woke my grandson up (after the others awakened) and said - "Hoki-Bear, grab all your LEGOs (what Naoko means is The Astronaut and The Soldier only). We're going to return them to your new friend." - "Oh, okay, Nanny Camacrusa!" - "Where does he live?" Hoki becomes truthful and honest. - "In the cemetery, Nanny Camacrusa." Naoko becomes shocked, and the others are, too. - "WHAT!" -  "Yeah, he took me there during the final recess before I graduated and gave me his toys, Nanny Camacrusa." Everyone gets in the car, and they're at the cemetery. I drove my grandson to the cemetery where his new friend lived. He took me and the whole family to a gravestone which appeared to be all new and shiny, hinting that whoever was buried here passed away recently. However, the person that is said on the epitaph is not Tim, but instead, it's Lucemon. The leader of the 7 Great Demon Lords, Lilithmon's ex-boss and ex-husband and the main antagonist of Digimon: Frontier, Digimon: Xros Wars and Digimon: Data Squad: The Game. The epitaph read - "Rest in Shit, Not Peace, Lucemon. You can play with, berate, betray and abuse your shitty fakerbe Dark Side knock-off clone LEGOs forever now!" It took me and the others some time to register everything. Gigabolt Man-O-War, who is by Ankha's side, became curious. - "Why would Goddess Lilithmon's asshole ex-boss and ex-husband, Lucemon, be buried here, when we officially gave him The Observable Universe's Most Horrific and Disturbing Punishment, Mommy Ankha?" Ankha is also confused. - "I have rarely any fucking idea, Honey Bunches." Lilithmon also agrees with Ankha and Man-O-War. - "Yes. You're both right. This makes no sense." I slowly looked at Hoki and said - "Hoki-Bear, did you take his toys?" - "What! No, Nanny Camacrusa... He gave them to me." Naoko understands that Hoki is telling the truth and is not lying, but said this just to check if he is truthful - "Hoki-Bear, do not lie to me. Tell me the truth. Did you take the LEGOs?" Hoki suddenly looked behind my shoulder. It freaked me out even more. There was no one in the cemetery but us. A shiver ran down my spine and I asked - "What? Is someone else here?" My grandson's face changed. He turned pale and started crying, much to Naoko and everyone else's horror. Naoko's grandmother instincts awakened instead of being angry. - "Hoki-Bear, do not cry. What is it, tell me the truth! Nanny Camacrusa swears, she (I swear, I) won't be angry!" Hoki stops crying. - "I liked the two LEGOs, but Lucemon never said anything when I took them. He was just standing there watching me take 'em. He was (is) watching us again now, Nanny Camacrusa! He's standing right behind you, Nanny Camacrusa!" As Hoki pointed to the direction causing Naoko's eyes to widen in shock as she and the gang are looking towards, Lucemon's unhappy ghost is peeking around the corner of the cemetery gate. Surprisingly, Lucemon is in his Chaos Mode form, which is the Digivolution of him that everyone remembers most about, asides from his normal angel child form, his Shadow Lord/Demon Lord form, which is a monstrous demonic purple dragon holding a giant demonic swirling spiraling purple and black ball with the symbols of the Seven Deadly Sins in each of their representative colors, and his Larva form, which is a pupa-esque larva with tiny angel wings. Everyone, including Lil Hoki and Lilithmon, is downright and outright horrified that Lucemon is back, and he's pissed. Naoko, now finally realized that Hoki is fully telling the truth because of Lucemon's ghost having already risen from his own grave, now accepts Hoki's honest answer. - "Okay, that's enough!" I placed the two LEGOs on the insufferable human monster's (poor child's) grave without even turning back, grabbed Hoki and went to our car. Hoki was crying not only for the LEGOs, but also because Lucemon has returned, but I, and the rest of the family, promised him that I would buy him new ones. The fact that Hoki somehow ended up in the cemetery all by himself scares the hell out of me. Naoko and the rest of the family all went to the school that Hoki graduated from (which is obviously the Schoolhouse/Super Schoolhouse from Baldi's Basics), and Kanoko, Naoko's daughter, is assigned to watch over Hoki. Kanoko agreed, and she comforted her baby brother under her arms while reassuring that everything will be a-okay. I went to his principal (who is obviously The Principal of the Thing from Baldi's Basics) and bashed the authoritarian and totalitarian school authorities for letting a 5-year-old sneak out and wander the streets during recess. Principal says that he is fully aware of the whole incident, but also revealed that he had both yes and no idea how my grandson got past the closed gate. It's because all of the authoritarian and totalitarian, but sympathetic, misunderstood, well-meaning, remorseful, kind-hearted and now-redeemed, rehired and forgiven school authorities are all so lazy and inconsiderate that Principal had no choice but to fire them for abuse of power and neglect, yet, because of the whole incident that happened last night, Principal (along with the rest of the Baldi's Basics characters) gave them a second chance now that they all have a change of heart, but after that day, Hoki never talked about The Astronaut or The Soldier; in fact, he never mentioned the dead human monster (boy) Lucemon whose LEGOs he brought home. And somehow, were alive. The final shot shows The Astronaut and The Soldier coming to life, but now with remorseful faces for scaring Hoki so bad, and as an idea they came up with to reconcile with him and his family, they made an apology letter to them. Read Epilogue for this.