The Monstrous Curse of the Demonic LEGO Figures

Epilogue

The family are now back home, and Naoko is praising Kanoko for taking great care of Hoki while she and the others are at school.

Naoko: "Kanoko. I'm very proud of you for taking great care of your little brother".

Kanoko: "Thanks, Mom. And Hoki's still okay".

Taki: "Yeah, Jesus Fucking Christ! What is with these demonic bastards trying to harm the tranquility of the Observable Universe, scaring children and trying to kill all of us?!".

Arnulf: "I have no fucking idea, Taki. But let's hope none of this shit ever happens again!".

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Hoki: "I'll get it".

As Hoki answered the door, Naoko rushed up to him. She was about to take him away from the door, but then realized it's something entirely different. It's the Astronaut and the Soldier from way earlier, but with an apology note. It reads:

"Dear, Hoki. We are very very very sorry for scaring you and your family so badly. Your grandmother has officially proved to be much more scary than us. And as part of our apology, we decided to betray that third-human third-angel third-demon motherfucker, Lucemon, and make a unique six LEGO minifigure pack comprised entirely of us. The first pair is us, but as normal innocent minifigures with blank black dot eyes with no white pupils, no eyebrows and simple black innocent smiles. The second pair is us, but with the eyes having the white dot pupils, the large black eyebrows and our mouths now being straight. And the third and final is us in our true forms, with our eyes being misaligned, our mouths having highly-detailed human teeth and gums, and the Astronaut wielding his all-blue sickle. And yes, all three copies of the Astronaut changes his suit color from blue to white to however you want. Again, we're sorry for tormenting, torturing and bullying you. Do you forgive us?

With Love and Redemption, The Astronaut and The Soldier".

Naoko: "Awwwww. Hoki-Bear. The toys decided to have a change of heart".

Hoki: "They sure did, Nanny Camacrusa. And I accept their apology and forgive them". 

Hoki then puts all three pairs in his room, giving them their own space so they won't harm the other LEGOs. Fortunately, The Astronaut and The Soldier didn't seem to mind that, and they went silent and happy.

Lilithmon: "Well, everyone. Looks like we all learned a very important and heartwarming moral lesson today. And that is to not take anything from anyone, even if they're dead, unlike that asshole of my ex-boss and ex-husband, Lucemon, whose punishment he deserved".

Naoko: "That's right".

Everyone looks towards me, Lucas.

Everyone: "Happy 20th Birthday, Lucas Cameron Blakeman!".

Real Life Lucas (Me): "Awwwww, thank you so much, everyone!".

The End.