Shaadi ( not what you think XD)

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author's note :- Hello yurabon! um i just wanted to inform that the y/n character is based on my personality so please dont get gussa if that character does some weird bull shit in the story. thats just how i am lol. also...if a male is reading this ff and is having difficulties in reading this as y/n is a female character then please feel free to suggest me to change/add a he/him gender role to this character. I will always support and love my audience no matter what (haan mai baazigar)

chalo boht ho gayi bakwaas abhi chalu karte hai!

1...2...3...LESGO!

morning 8:45 

Shravan : arey pagal ho gayi hai yaar ye!

Shrinkhal : wo mujhe bhi pata hai par ab kya kiya usne?

Shravan : kiya nahi hai karne vali hai!

Shrinkhal : kya bhai bata na

Shravan : wo boli ke wo subah park mai walk kar rahi thi to usse ek shaadi ka card mila ganda sa. to usne wedding time venue sabki photo khich li aur card phek diya.

Shrinkhal : ha to isme konsi badi baat hai

Shravan : badi baat hai bhai!!!! wo wedding aaj hai aur wo bin-bulaaye mehmaan jaise wedding crash karne wali hai

Shrinkhal : kya?! bc kitna sahi plan hai bai

Shravan : abey gandu wo akeli nahi jaa rahi hai wo hum dono ko saath leke hi jaayegi. i bet on my life.

Shrinkhal : hmm baat to sahi hai. pata nahi aise ideas usse aate kaha se hai. chalo ye bhi try karte hai

Shravan : Sinku ye galat baat hai na. wo teri baat zyada sunti hai to usse samjha na jaake

Shrinkhal : meri kya wo apne baap ki bhi nahi sunti. par yaar...asie dekha jaaye to hamare paas ache kapde hai...hum dikhte bhi innocent se hai...wedding to crash kar hi lenge yaar.

Shravan : arey yaar dono ke dono...thike karenge hum wedding crash...LEKIN agar kuch gadbad hui...agar hum pakde gaye ya fase...to mai zimmedaar nahi.

Shrinkhal : ha thike thike laga usko phone aur bolde kaha aana hai

Shravan : par yaar i still think hum galat kar rahe hai-

Shrinkhal : dekh yaar...(motivational music XD) mai bhi kabhi na kabhi shaadi karunga...jab hogi tab meri shaadi mai bhi koi ghuske ayega cause karma is a y/n. to hum usko ghusne denge. so simple so ez :)))

Shravan : (kaisa gawar hu mai inn dono ka saath de raha hu par kya karu karna padti hai bakchodi kabhi kabhi XD) ha chal ho gayi bakwaas? ab jaa bartan dho (riyal cigma lmfao)

Shrinkhal : yaar mai nahi dho raha tu dho aaj maine jhaadu,pocha sab kiya hai aur ande bhi maine kiye aaj.

Shravan : thike jaa maaf kiya...

Shrinkhal : mai shaam ke liye kapde press kardeta hu

Shravan : thike aur ha bol diyo y/n ko ki hum aa rahe hai

Shrinkhal : maine kabka bol diya also...wo lene ayegi hume kyunki gaadi to uske paas hai na XD

Shravan : ok :}

MUCH MUCH LATERRR... (7:30) (evening)

Shravan : sinku? ho gaya taiyaar??? aati hi hogi maharaani

Shrinkhal : Arey ha bas ye joote phen ne baaki hai

*bahaar se amplifier loud bajate  hue ek gaadi horn bajati hai*

Shrinkhal : agayi chal chal chal

y/n : kese ho guruuuuuuuuu ( high five and fist bomd XD)

Shravan : badhiya tu kesi hai...chhod bhai dikh raha hai tu kesi hai XD

y/n : arey tera bacha kaha hai?

Shravan : joote pehen raha hai

y/n : sinku! kal tak ajayega na?? (sarcasm lol)

Sinku : arey haa aya (sits in the ride)

y/n : chalo baith gaye sab???

both : ha chal

Shravan : y/n tu sure to haina pakde nahi jaayenge kyunki meri boht fatt rahi hai abhi

y/n : dude fatt to meri bhi rahi hai...just act like you are actually enjoying the wedding...bas koi puch le to...to bol dena ladki walo ki taraf se hai XD

Shrinkhal : sahi hai.

LATER...(8:15)(evening) (at the wedding)

Shrinkhal : aha ha kya khana hai bey! thank you yaar tu yaha layi

y/n : haina mast? aur abhi tak kisiko bhi hum pe shak bhi nahi hai so enjoy while it lasts

Shravan : while it lasts matlab?

Shrinkhal : abey tu paneer tikka kha na fattu

Y/n : XD...arey shravan wo dekh abhi abhi fresh chow Mein banke aya hai chal leke aate hai

Shravan : hum zyaada khayenge to ko dekh lega bhai

Shrinkhal: abey chal na

*you and shrinkhal are taking chowmein and shravan moves to the next counter to take something*

*someone taps Shravan's shoulder*

random relative : arey beta! aap kon ho? aap kiski taraf se ho? 

Shravan : ........

Aaj ka part yahi khatam hota haI DOSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

vote kare is ff ke liye aur subscribe kare shrinkhal ke yt ko

shravan ke channel ko bhi subs kardo kyunki jab uski fatt ti hai to wo pyara lagta hai XD

Aage jaan ne ke liye stay tuned i dont know when but very soon i will update the 3rd part of this ff so pls dont go :(

So bye bye take care!!!

Ariana? chalo sojao...sojao chalo good night!!!!







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