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Once when Lidia , rufus, and the plutos visited mateo and they found him asleep on the couch. so rufus had the idea of painting mateos nails because he keeps biting them..
they all agreed but the next day when Lidia and Rufus saw his hands DESTROYED. they both were...

opens the door

malcolm: yoo? Mat?

Lidia: Mateo??

Aimee: oh look hes-

rufus: shut the hell up hes asleep...

malcolm: yeah.. we aint blind ..

lidia: yeah but mateo is

........

rufus kneels down near the couch and looks at mateos hands.

rufus: damn.. this kid has the most ruined nails.

lidia: i mean hes been.. you know, biting them i guess?

malcolm: Probably a cope for his panic attacks??

tagoe: he only has panic attacks when hes scared dumbass..

malcolm: he fucking--

rufus: shut the hell up idiots.. help me out on picking a nail polish would you?

aimee and lidia almost lets out the loudest giggle known to fucking man

lidia : whered that nail polish bag come from?

rufus: penny.

lidia: P-PENNY??

aimee: maybe brown seems nice?

rufus: it would look like he has shit on his fingers.

aimee: wowww........ im offended

malcolm: why not green and purple?

tagoe: this is Mateo Torrez Malcolm.. not BARNEY torrez...

lidia: Okay okay.. both of you shut up..  hes obvious fit a rainbow because hes Gayteo!

tagoe: PFTT GREAT IDEA LID!!

rufus: hm.. what about blue? fits his glasses.

malcolm: yeah yeah... sure

aimee: alright. Rufus work on his thumbs and pinkie on the left hand and Malcolm and tagoe help Rufus with the rest. me and Lidia will do the other hand!

a few hours later mateo doesnt notice his hands and they are all relived

the next day

rufus and lidia : Mateo.

Mateo: please... do not get mad...

rufus: we aint mad.

lidia: we just disappointed

Malcolm: PFTT

tagoe: aw man... we shouldve gone with shit fingers!

aimee: w-what?

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