First dare EVAHH

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Remember, this dare is mine.
Dtl23Jelsa- Kazuto, I dare you and Asuna to... umm I dunno, kay, I'll give you 3 options:
.Go to your room and make a baby
.Kiss infront of everybody
.Play just dance 2015

Asuna: Well... I DID wanted a baby Kirito...
Kazuto: It's Kazuto and WHAT THE EFFIN F**K ASUNA
Asuna: Then... what about a kiss?
Kazuto: I'LL GO WITH THE JUST DANCE 2015!!
Yui: (Let's just imagine she's a life sized hologram in the real world) But daddy!! I want a little brother!!!
Kazuto: NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION EVER AGAIN KAY!?
Asuna and Yui: Kay...

They go and set up the game

Yui: It's set daddy!! Have fun!!
Asuna: Ready to loose dummy?
Kazuto: I think you're making this question to yourself

Klein, Egil, Liz, Silica and Sugu come in to Asuna's and Kazuto's house

Klein: Wow! Kazuto's dancing? I gotta see this
Asuna: "Super extreme moves"
Kazuto: "EXTRA Super extreme moves"
Yui: Mommy!! Daddy's killing you by two stars!!!
Asuna: "All sweaty" I've never seen anyone dance Let it go like that
Kazuto: I know
Liz: OMG STAPH KILLING MEE WITH DAH LAUGHTER!!! KAZUTO DANCED A SUPER EXTRA GIRLY SONG!!!
Sugu: Have you been practising brother? I've never seen your moves like that!!
Kazuto: Shut up Queen Sugu
Sugu: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME QUEEN SUGU ANYMORE!!!
Kazuto: Sowy
Egil: I want to go against Klein
Klein: Wh-wha-what?!?!
Kazuto: You heard him King K
Klein: WHAT DID I TELL YA LITTLE MADAF**A
Silica: Are you going to start or naw?
Klein: Let's begin tha battle
Asuna: LET'S HAVE A BATTLE!! YOU WANNA WIN IT!! LET'S HAVE A BATTLE! BATTLE! BATTLE OF TH-
Kazuto: "Cuts off Asuna" Honey wat?!?!
Asuna: "Sad face" i was singing mlp...
Kazuto: Sowy
Sugu: Soo.. what song do you wanna play?
Egil: Holding up for a hero
Everyone: "stares"
Egil: What?! It's my favorite song
Klein: Kay Egil... Kay...
Egil and Klein: "finish dancing"
Klein: HAHA BEAT YA SUCKEER!!
Egil: Actually no, look at the scores
Klein: "sees the scores" WHAT!! ONE POINT JUST ONE FU**ING POINT
Master: Hahaha... HE BEATED YOU SUCKEER!!!
Silica: Who are you?
Master: I'm your master, but you can call me Danna
Kazuto: Kay
Danna: Well, leave your dares down below and see ya next time
Yui: Till next time everybody!!

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⏰ Last updated: May 30, 2015 ⏰

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