Url: HEYYY YOU SEXY PEOPLE AROUND THE GLOBE. This is your host Url speaking to welcome you-
AJ: Hey I thought we were both hosts :((
Url: Well.. we are, but your more like the sexy flight attendant to my sexy pilot of this plane, ya feel me??
AJ: No. I do not feel you.
Url: Anyways as I was saying- WELCOME TO THE DEAD/ALIVE PODCAST!! A podcast that yours truly came up with the idea of!!
AJ: when you were high.
Url: SO WHAT IF I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA WHEN I WAS HIGH?? IT WAS A GOOD IDEA WASNT IT😔🫵 You know what. I DONT EVEN NEED YOUR OPINION ANYWAYS😔🙏
AJ: Whatever you need to tell yourself, mate.
Url: MATE?? ISNT THAT AN AUSTRALIAN THING??
AJ: I.. yeah it is😨
Url: How the hell do you mix up your own Nationality??
AJ: Technically I'm not actually English. I'm originally from the Middle East, I just moved there after- ya know.
Url: You kicked the bucket. Croaked. Exploded. Cut the rope. Ditched living. Fucking DIED. I know your backstory dude. You fill me in every time you get drunk.
AJ: I don't need you emphasizing it, thank you😔
Url: WELL HEY THATS A GOOD POINT- The reason this podcast is called the "Dead/Alive" Podcast is because AJs pretty much dead. When he was like 6 or something his piece of shit dad killed not only himself BUT HIS KID IN THE PROCESS. Turing him into a skeleton and AJ into the badass looking friend I have today.
AJ: Oh stop..🤭 It was painful and traumatic, but AT LEAST I LOOK COOL😍🙏
Url: EXACTLY. Confidence is key🤭🫵
AJ: Which is something you have much of shockingly- Did any of you know that Url is still a virgin at the ripe age of 22 years old??
Url: DUDE WHAT THE HELL- THAT IS NOT TRUE. I SCORED WITH A LOVELY LADY LAST NIGHT.
AJ: Yeah on Character. AI...
Url: DUDE I LITERALLY JUST CALLED YOU BADASS WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SHIT NOW >:(((
AJ: Sorry- couldn't Help myself. Us fighting is in our blood.
Url: Well I guess that's true. For people that don't know, My grandpa is the famous Walter. One of Jeff Dunhams main characters he uses in acts. And AJs Dad is Achmed the Dead terroist. Some real royalty we have sharing the same last name as us...
AJ: And they constantly bicker. And fight. And drag us into there fights. And then make us "fight." It's embarrassing honestly being related to someone like that... They have no idea we're actually friends.
And if they did they probably disown us😔🙏
Url: They would😔✊ BUT WERE NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN ARE WE😍🫵
AJ: Well now that I think about it... what if they find this podcast??
Url: Oh. Shit. Didn't think about that. WELL LETS JUST HOPE THEY DONT😋✌️
AJ: They are. I can feel it on the bone side of my body.
Url: DONT BE SUCH A NEGATIVE NANCY. This is just reminding me of that one time you tried to stop me from eating a tipod saying it'll "kill me" LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DEATH.
AJ: I know quite a bit about that subject, shockingly.
And that thing would have killed you.
Url: ONLY IF YOU ATE IT THE WRONG WAY.
AJ: Didnt know there were WAYS to eat a tipod. Where did you get this genius idea, Reddit??
Url: where did you get the black suit, hot topic??
AJ: Yea actually. It's the only place with my size🤭
Url: I could totally see you working there. When I first met you I actually DID think you worked there.
AJ: I did for a small amount of time because my father said I did nothing around the house. Everyone just wanted pictures with me and NOT because I was in that one puppet YouTube video😔🙏
Url: LUCKY I WANT PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE ME😐🫵
AJ: Good luck with that pal💀
Url: HEY- whatever, that's all the time we have for today anyways. Thanks for tuning in to the "DEAD/ALIVE" PODCAST AND WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME- TOODLES😋✌️
(Sorry this was short yall lmao- this is just a silly concept with these two lil goofy puppets that I wanna see become friends SO BAD)
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FanficA podcast accompanied by the hosts AJ and Url as they talk about dumbass shit, there time being a part of Jeff's shows, and bringing along Guests to bring the show EVEN MORE flavor!! This was just a silly lil thing I thought up of during a creative...
