Stupid slenderverse headcannons

Evan PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP

when evan gets mad at like losing a game or something, he roasts the fuck out of vinny, Even if he did nothing wrong. he dont give a fuck. He does liek a habit voice and will lety habit take over to truly roast th eshit out of his~

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Evan: Vinny if you dont shut yo ass up ong your ass looking like the speaker chucking goblin from clash of clans / clash royale gay cousin you probably live in a sophisticated mud hut from 1742 B.C. even my fucking pinky lasted longer then the relation with your father and my pinky small as hell your dick is probably so small which probably why your so fucking grumpy cuz when she tried giving that gawk gawk -1000 you prolly felt nothing and even if you did have a huge ass cock ong youd prob do it so bad she would fill her pussy with concrete at 3:48 am on september 11 bros looking fucking based diet ugly ass mf got Flabbergasted Florine protons on them fingernails and let's not start on yo ugly ass hairline that shit built like Ted bundys victims mixed with a touch of leatherface's sperm cells bozo built like the average discord moderator on anime vibez only server putting hentai moaning sounds with a beard longer then size of the statue of liberation fucked up cow having ass ong itsy bitsy spider wig headass tf is that Grand Canyon sized empty matter in your fucking head did you get your wig from www.freewigsforfeminists.com Like fr shut yo stupid ass up with the fucking Milky Way galaxy on yo foreheaded ass bro didn't take a apple a day to keep the doctor away your ass looking like the African kids that are built like fucking quagmire mf built like that ugly ass faggot face jynx from Pokémon let's go home and sleep rip-off ong your built like a fuckin Astroworld, 9/11, and, Pearl Harbor survivor all mixed up into one fucking regret of a species bros looking like a non carbon based life form deadass look like you was born in fuckin Kepler-186F ugly ass motherfucker looking like you have scoliosis and schizophrenia mixed up like a chocolate chip cookie dough into your headass you fucking clothes look like they was created in the ancient Roman times ong you drip is so fucking bad it'd be considered droplet because that shit so fucked shut the fuck up dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I'm about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like "UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR". Don't matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I'm about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn't invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy.

Vinny: *crying as hard as he can* >:0

Vinny: WTF EVAN?!...

Candleverse Jeff: BROOO YOU GOT BURNT WORSE THEN ME!